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guys i got $10 to spend at gamestop what should i get

#i already have some fnaf plushies #but i need more stuff #bc yes #its digital money btw #-dave

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shipcourse

FedEx: shits on my box, stomps on my box, kicks it, dumps gasoline on it, throws one of my chickens into the back of the van UPS: whispers at my front door “is anyone home” as quietly as possible before leaving a “we missed you!” note, tries to gaslight me into thinking my address doesn’t exist USPS: sets my package down gently where it’s not visible from the road, knocks on the door and kisses me directly on the mouth

#-dave

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Watching Home Alone is so funny it’s like

Kevin’s mom: *hyperventilating into a paper bag* I can’t believe I left my son home alone, he has to be so terrified, my poor baby boy all alone I need to go get him-

Kevin: *actively planning to commit war crimes*

#i lowkey kin kevin

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happy crismus

#-dave #christmas #xmas 2022

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your first column of emojis describes your personality! what’s yours?

#im a depressed heartbroken italian #sure dude #-🌸

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#trans #trans pride #transmasc #transfem #transgender

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nothing weve posted are even firecrackers compared to this fucking atomic bomb of a post

#tumblr moment

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ya

would YOU date a werewolf

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cole slaw forty six dollers

#ast reblogs #what the hell

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autism. reblog

#ast reblogs #autism #true

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been stuck in the cvs drive-thru for 30+ minutes. the jackoff behind us is blasting rap "music" and the karen in the front is complaining that her insurance card doesn't work. guy behind us is too close to move out. trying VERY hard not to cry.

#🪓 #vent #only good thing is that i'm getting chick-fil-a afterwards

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hey do you guys think santa takes sesame street DVDs and cutouts of south park characters as replacement for milk and cookies. asking for a friend

#-🪓 #christmas #santa claus #can't be too sure

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I’m being possessed right now. Sorry

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hold on a fucking second. delaware is a state?? i thought it was a river? or is the river more important than the state? why don't i know this? (i should mention i don't like in america, i'm just confused)

there is delaware (state) and delaware (river) 

both are equally strange

the state is a tiny little cryptid thing

the rive is a monster that spans new york, pennsylvania, new jersey and delaware. also washington crossed it once and that was like kinda a big deal i guess. like crossing the rubicon in rome.

the state tries to me more important with its “im the first state!!!” bs (seriously its even on the fucking license plates) but we all know. its the river.

#delaware

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wh-

what??-

i open tumblr after like 3 days for the first time and i see this??

wow thanks for 30 followers yall ^__^ was not expecting this

#-🌒 #tysm omg #i love yall #/p

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USAHANA STiMBOARD FOR MYSELF <3

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#- 🧸 #stim #stimboard #stimmy #stimblr #stim gif #visual stim #rainbow stim #rainbows #orbeez #water beads #bath bomb #slime #slime stim #pastel #pastel rainbow #kawaii #usahana #sanrio #u*sa*ha*na #hello kitty and friends #keyboard #technology stim #technology #paint #paint stim #paint mixing #baby toys #toy stim #toys