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coming soon: the duolingo owl will break into your home at night and beat the shit out of you if you don’t know the word for potato in french
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Some retail complaints from twitter this morning. I don’t think anyone can fully comprehend how stupid humans are until they work a retail or hospitality job.
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remember way back in 2006 when the wii first came out and then the entirety of the world forgot how to hold onto something with a firm grasp so much that nintendo had to make a shock absorbing condom just so that tvs wouldnt get destroyed when people would end up sending this thing flying at their tvs at 900 miles per hour
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a fools guide to not wanting to die anymore
by me, a fool who doesnt wanna die anymore 
never make a suicide joke again. yes this includes “i wanna die” as a figure of speech. swear off of it. actually make an effort to change how you think about things.
find something to compliment someone for at least 4 times a day. notice the little things about the world that make you happy, and use that to make other people happy.
talk to people. initiate conversation as often as you possibly can. keep your mind busy and you wont have to worry anymore
picture the bad intrusive thoughts in youe head as an edgy 13 year old and tell them to go be emo somewhere else
if someone makes you feel bad most of the time, stop talking to them. making yourself hang out with people who drain you is self harm. stop it.
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finding out people dont usually add numbers by first adding something to make a ten (for example 7+6= 7 plus 3 is 10 plus another 3 is 13) & that its actually an adhd thing is the WILDEST shit literally ive lived like 10 years (or however old i was when i learned to add and stuff) thinking thats how everyone does it. what the fuck
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finding out people dont usually add numbers by first adding something to make a ten (for example 7+6= 7 plus 3 is 10 plus another 3 is 13) & that its actually an adhd thing is the WILDEST shit literally ive lived like 10 years (or however old i was when i learned to add and stuff) thinking thats how everyone does it. what the fuck
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buying ppl things is SUCH a rush.. even if it’s just like.. a bag of their favorite chips or whatever.. the thought of someone experincing even a split-second burst of happiness bc they didn’t expect to get some of their favorite chips that day? what a thrill! love it
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one year with the charmings  »  Day 134
Thank you Jennifer Morrison, Ginnifer Goodwin, Josh Dallas, and Jared Gilmore for blessing our screens with the Charming family for the past six years. You will be truly and dearly missed ❤️.
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How we’re entering every room from now on.
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A neat card for dog owners.
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Conversation
vader: join me, and together we can rule the galaxy as father and son
mufasa, an intellectual: simba, you have forgotten me. you have forgotten who you are and so forgotten me. look inside yourself, simba. you are more than what you have become. you must take your place in the circle of life. remember who you are. you are my son and the one true king. remember who you are.
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My first blog post! Finally, I’ve always loved writing and can’t wait to see where this takes me! Click the link to see the full photo of that curiously cute doggo and to see what you can expect from my blog!
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New blog post! So sorry it’s late, but tonight I talk about the never-discussed issue of unemployment in autistic adults, and give my own thoughts on being employed now that I finally have a job. Please let me know your thoughts, I’d love to hear them!
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Recently in Ireland we had a spell of nice weather, and it got me thinking about summer. Here are my thoughts on the season - the good and the bad ☉
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Throwback to a terrible photo of a brilliant night with incredible friends. Round two is due soon💞 #lowqualityphotohighqualitypeople #nofilteriswear #faves (at Mile High Club at Havana Browns)
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