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Viewers who have tuned in.

As you can see we have another man added to the collection, if my math  is correct  and it always is. Three women are running around dripping oestrogen waiting for there men to scoop them up. What have we here, three men are also running around perfect match or is that snappy blonde haired thing clawing at a berry bush? Time will tell folks. I hear thunder is coming to the island. 

#Private #sue opinions

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TV-COMMENTARY UPDATE FOR WATCHERS ONLY.

"We are only moments in viewers and the personalities of these very ridiculous looking bunch of teenagers is more corrupt than i had ever began to image. Not only do we have a possible cannibal and a few freak outs, but it looks like one of the blondes wants to take out a fully grown teenage male. Unsure what chirpy blonde this is, but our cameras are following their movements. So if there is action, there will be action. I would put my money on the girl in camera A2 to cry first, though. 

I know i wouldn't want to eat any of that lot. It would have me shitting for days."

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Ah, the astonished looks on your faces.

As you small snivelling beings cast your eyes to the sky. I want to give you a very warm welcome, to Island Slyvester. Now, if a crazy man named Figgins says it is called other wise. Don't listen to him. I'm the voice of reason here. 

I will let you wet yourselves in fascination over where you are, before I begin to hurdle public and not so public abuse at you. 

#c:start

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Can you smell that, Figgy. That is the smell of a new game, a game where more pathetic insects, that like to pretend they are human beings, cry and sniffle at the fact they have no new clothes. No corner shops like the one you own, Figgy, to  steal from. Oh and no fresh water...  Yes, attempt to drink the salt water, imbeciles. 

#commentary #c:figgins