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[suckthekumara]

#a good animal

[suckthekumara]

He stares at her, down at the plate of biscuits he brought, and silently backs out of the door and closes it behind him.

@suckthekumara

Who invited you here?

#hailcolumbia #rip iorangi

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BRO THIS IS STILL MY IPAD WALLPAPER, AHHHHH

how much money do i have to give them for another hgfjdgjkjfdghdk

commission done by @ask-p2-germany

kyle and @suckthekumara‘s iorangi (noah), aka australia and new zealand.  i absolutely adore this.  they look perfect.  ;u;

#ooc #I'LL REBLOG THIS FOREVER

[suckthekumara]

mateship​:

‘Hey, hey, hey … have you considered that maybe … your opinion is still terrible and fucking wrong?’

‘I’ll consider reconsidering if you honestly admit to Take Away being a steaming pile of shit.’

#mateship #nobody on the dash? #[whispers] IT'S FREE REAL ESTATE

[suckthekumara]

This is nearly as fucked as the time Kyle made me watch Bad Boy Bubby with him and expected me to fucking like it.

#mateship

[suckthekumara]

me and hiffy: lel oceania is back on their bullshit

the remnants of the dash: leave again

#ooc

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mateship​:

Oh god, he can’t keep back his growing grin.  His voice is filled with the sound of barely-contained laughter.  ‘I put all my effort into the interviews.’

‘Interview? First date brown-eye is ambitious of you.’

#mateship #christ i hate them so muchhhhh

[suckthekumara]

mateship​:

Don’t crack.  Don’t crack.  ‘And steal your brand?  Love, I would never.  Your li’l bottom arse can keep it.’

‘My bottom arse has experience, Ahi. You, on the other hand, can’t even half arse a decent cover letter.’

#mateship #[drumroll begins]

[suckthekumara]

‘Conversely,’ And this is delivered with the utmost solemnity, ‘I can loan you my resume if needed.’

suckthekumara​:

‘Y’know bru…maybe, just maybe, and this is definitely a stretch with the pun fully intended, but said fruit-loop might’ve been propositioning you. Prostate-sitioning you. But I reckon a good curry could also fix any plumbing issues, eh?’

‘What?  Noooo … you reckon?  Damn.’  Kyle is trying so hard not to CRACK THE FUCK UP.  ‘Oh, I’m totally down for a curry if you’re offering.’

#mateship #The Resume Is Eternal

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mateship​:

‘Prob’ly that fruit-loop down the road.  He offered me an examination outta the blue last week for five bucks but I said no.  But now I reckon I could use that extra fiver for some hot chips.’

…

‘Hang on, why am I conversing with my arse?’  🤭

‘Y’know bru...maybe, just maybe, and this is definitely a stretch with the pun fully intended, but said fruit-loop might’ve been propositioning you. Prostate-sitioning you. But I reckon a good curry could also fix any plumbing issues, eh?’

#mateship #it's like riding a fucking bike lmao

[suckthekumara]

‘So what kind of doc do you see about your arse having a bad case of the End of the World?’

suckthekumara​:

‘Likely both; it’s a fucking sign that the end is coming…from your end.’

‘Fuck, now it’s making premonitions.  Guess I better go see a doc ‘bout that.’

#mateship #maybe a big F would cure what ails him

[suckthekumara]

‘Likely both; it’s a fucking sign that the end is coming...from your end.’

Honestly, can’t believe @mateship isn’t dead.

#mateship #((new lappie means i have to reharvest all my gifs lmao))

[suckthekumara]

HI LOVE I MISSED YOU TOO LMAO

Honestly, can’t believe @mateship isn’t dead.

#ooc #mateship #BRUUUUUUU

[suckthekumara]

((TBH the real shock is that I decided on a whim to see exactly how dead the hetalia rp dash would be and IMAGINE MY SURPRISE, LADS--))

#ooc

[suckthekumara]

Honestly, can’t believe @mateship isn’t dead.

#mateship #when will you finally off yourself and leave me the inheritance i deserve?

[suckthekumara]

rattle MY dags

Sure I’m your type? :}

#americananoveau #asks

[suckthekumara]

Honestly I know the xrays of his fucking legs better than his GP, most likely.

He has IN FACT interrupted seventeen Vdays because his date was shit and I was required by the bonds of pathetic codependency to go comfort him. 

#mateship #Petition To Make Kyle Watson Stop