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ok i’m curious

#🩷💖pink heart my beloved 🩷💖

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friendly reminder that the age of technology is coming to an end and a new age of blood magic and dark rituals will take its place

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Source

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i'm sorry but this is the only submission to this trend that i'll consider giving any thought to

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ngl I keep forgetting that Hobby Lobby is a real store that people go to. That people actually think of it as a craft store and not as a crazy Christian mass artifact smuggler. I google "Hobby Lobby" and get a page full of results that make me go "wtf is this craft supplies and operating hours shit, I thought we all knew this place for smuggling looted cuneiform tablets out of Iraq"

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STOP BEING EMBARRASSED ABOUT LIKING FAT PEOPLE

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just to reiterate: intentionally targeting hospitals is a WAR CRIME and a TERRORIST ACTION

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I can't choose whether I'm fetishized or not. but I can choose if I enjoy it or not so cis girl chasers pspspspspspsps c'mere I'm the best of both worlds

#feel free to fertilize me wlw followers / mutuals

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Kellogg's has been hit hard by Woke Mob. Here's a list of changes to their cereal marketing that we've been demanding:

-The "Cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs" slogan is to be revised to "I'm mentally ill/neurodivergent for Cocoa Puffs." -Lucky Charms' leprechaun mascot, Patty O'Hatecrimes, must be changed to a normal Irish man who is critical of the british monarchy. -Tony the Tiger and the Trix Bunny are now a T4NB couple, to cater to the furry audience. -Fruity Pebbles can no longer use Fred Flintstone as a mascot, after his association with Winston Cigarettes was rediscovered. Consider using Jane Jetson as a substitute, to go for the Girlboss angle. -In addition, we can't call the pebbles "Fruity" anymore. -Captain Crunch is to be renamed to Draft Dodger Crunch -Snap, Crackle, and Pop MUST become drag queens. more than anything else on this list, this one is non-negotiable.

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people sure seem tickled by chilchuck being older than he looks. if he was a girl, you know that trans women would be called pedophiles for liking her. chilchuck? that’s a tumblr sexyman, obviously. he looks like a middle schooler but he’s actually middle aged! haha. talk about a DILF! anyway did you hear that deergirlvenison reblogged a picture of tatsumaki from one punch man? yeah i knew i got creep vibes from them

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my silly ass couldn’t work at the serious all the time store

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Werner: truly, the Sherlock Holmes of film directors.

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AN ENCAMPMENT HAS BEEN SET UP AT MCGILL UNIVERSITY!!!!!! CANADIAN STUDENTS ARE JOINING THEIR AMERICAN COMRADES IN DEMANDING DIVESTMENT FROM ISRAEL!!