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sturniolo-rat · 13 hours
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Me, a childcare professional, about a man 3 years younger than me who has absolutely no certifications whatsoever
✨Matthew Sturniolo✨
I want daddy to be proud of me and to call me his good little girl
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sturniolo-rat · 14 hours
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Fr somebody get that rat to write again
Yes I re-read my own fics because I wrote them for ME
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sturniolo-rat · 23 hours
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i’m a matt sturniolo defender till i collapse when i tell yall i had to fight with bitches yesterday cause they had a problem with him having an ANXIETY ATTACK?? as if he hasn’t mentioned that he had to switch FOUR therapists due to how bad it had gotten. when are yall gonna realise anxiety isn’t something that coquette its an actual mental disorder that affects you’re day to day life??? i’ve had to leave school due to panic attacks just last week i was an hour late to an outting due to having a panic attack. grow up and understand how hard it is being mentally unstable
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sturniolo-rat · 1 day
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This is iconic @xplr-sturns-e-m @hayhjelmstad15
Why does this look soooo good??? 🤣
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sturniolo-rat · 1 day
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“magic isnt real” — plants just grow out of the ground. for free. everywhere.
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sturniolo-rat · 2 days
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Super excited!!
Podcast
Hey guys, so me and my loves are filming our first episode of the podcast tomarrow night!!! If you have anything youd like us to talk about triplets wise, questions you wanna ask, please feel free <3
@sturniolo-rat
@hayhjelmstad15
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sturniolo-rat · 2 days
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What's your favourite clip of matt/chris/nick?
I’m also gonna show you my fave pics cuz I really want to look at them again✌🏽
My favorite clip of Matt is “If you’re clumsy you’re falling into that.” The delivery is so cutie and then all the sorry afterwards🥹 so cute!
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My favorite clip of Chris is “When you find em you take em. Honey bbq Fritos. LETS GO!” As he buys 13 bags of them. It’s so me with damn near any snack at Walgreens 😌
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My favorite clip on Nick is when Chris says Nick’s fan or something is weird and he goes “Is it gay?” Simply sensational top tier queer humor✊🏽
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@xplr-sturns-e-m @hayhjelmstad15 @newsourceofnonsense @happy-mushrooms @sturnsx tagging you because this is info my friends should know. 😘
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sturniolo-rat · 2 days
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sturniolo-rat · 2 days
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THATS GOOD! Im doing okay, thanks for askingg!-🐷
😘😘😘
Sorry for the later reply to this. I was playing the sims from 2pm-2am
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sturniolo-rat · 3 days
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HIII HOW ARE YOUUU??-🐷
I’m doing alright. Just got my PC working again so I’m super excited about that! How are you?
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sturniolo-rat · 4 days
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"Friends dont look at friends that way" COWARD. I look at my friends with awe in my eyes, my chest is filled with love, im glowing because i get to be near my friends. I look at my friends and i would give them my everything. SO SKILL ISSUE, look at your friends with all the love that you have
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sturniolo-rat · 4 days
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Timothy Chalamet passed away last night after choking on a single frozen unchewed green pea. Family members confirmed his passing in a statement to the media "it's how he liked to eat them"
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sturniolo-rat · 4 days
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as each year goes by I feel more and more lost and also more and more like myself
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sturniolo-rat · 5 days
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Another day of being a sweetiepie. Just clocked in
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sturniolo-rat · 5 days
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CHRIS'S TUMMY IS UNDERRATED FR, I WANNA GIVE IT A KISS 😚
"He doesn't have a six pack" YAYYY I think men's abs are cuter when they don't exist or they're just shadows of abs
No abs no problem, more for me 👍
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no fr i'd rather have a soft little pillow than a ROCK
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sturniolo-rat · 5 days
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why i get kicked i didn’t do nun
i thought we were friends
Because you were there as a joke. You and your friends were just making fun of us. I’m not convinced you were there in good faith
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sturniolo-rat · 5 days
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i’m jumping on it, bouncing on it, creaming on it, sucking on it, sitting on it, spitting on it, choking on it, licking it, and twerking on it
like this did something to me, i’m literally moaning audibly in public and i’m waterfalling as we speak. I HAD to share this
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