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stressfulsloth · 2 hours
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the phrase "why? well, it's a sex thing for me" is always on the tip of my tongue and one of these days it's going to slip free with catastrophic consequences
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stressfulsloth · 5 hours
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nona!
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stressfulsloth · 5 hours
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gordan ramsey said this on kitchen nightmares and it blew me away so i took a screenshot but amazon prime app censored me and handed me this work of art
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stressfulsloth · 5 hours
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it's too dangerous to go alone take this~
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stressfulsloth · 12 hours
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stressfulsloth · 12 hours
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Tragically disappointed that the capsule in Stardew Valley doesn't hatch a blue space cow.
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stressfulsloth · 12 hours
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I'm so overtired I just had to stop myself from googling whether or not I have wood varnish downstairs or if I need to buy some 👍
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stressfulsloth · 12 hours
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So true bestie 😌💜
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stressfulsloth · 14 hours
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Right, contextless question please! Help me!
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stressfulsloth · 15 hours
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And these silly guys for @gardnprty
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stressfulsloth · 15 hours
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parthenon eyes in crocheted embroidery floss
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stressfulsloth · 16 hours
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paying a little visit to a beloved mutual's blog after not seeing them on the dash for a while as if i'm dropping by their cottage with some biscuits and jams in a wicker basket
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stressfulsloth · 16 hours
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effervescent
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stressfulsloth · 16 hours
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fun fact: Boston Museum of Science calls their evening lecture series “SubSpace”, which would be a totally innocuous math term except for the fact that, to make sure you know these lectures are higher-level and not aimed at their usual audience (kids), they chose to subtitle it “SubSpace: Adult Experiences”
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stressfulsloth · 16 hours
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riddle me this, riddle me me that, whoose afraid of the big small cat.
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stressfulsloth · 16 hours
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Twitter has one thing still going for it and it's Chiitan, are y'all aware of Chiitan
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