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I have no perception of time. I will be like "I have class in 2 hours... Do I have time to shower 🤔🤔"
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insane how like. well idk. and of course. at the end of the day
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Childhood made everything feel like it lingered. The time it took for hot chocolate to cool down was eternal. Christmas day took weeks. The two-hour drive to my grandparents' house took us to a new world. It's all too fast now.
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being delusional is probably my most favorite trait about myself
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normalize lying to matt lauer about seeing a clown explode to death in his little clown car
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Stop the ban on blood donation of gay men
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Could we crash tumblr if we all posted the word "crash" on the 1st of april 2022, 12:35 EST?
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normalize lying to matt lauer about seeing a clown explode to death in his little clown car
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“this sucks, we’re dying, and heres a meme about it lol”
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my mom doesn't let me drink it because apparently it dulls your brain
quick what’s ur opinion on tea. everyone who sees this is obligated to answer in some way
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#some
It’s a beautiful day to overanalyze every single thing I’ve ever done
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listen, if I had to deal with three magical 5 year olds alone i’d be tense too.
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me when i log into tumblr
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what so many men fail to understand is that no one is asking you to find everyone attractive but you do owe people you find unattractive basic respect and kindness and you don’t get to make your preferences their problem
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ⓘ THIS USER IS A FEMME LESBIAN
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