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A Favor for a Gift

Danny's new to the superhero scene, and he gets on rather well with Martian Manhunter.

He decides to give J'onn a gift, because he came across J'onn in a melancholy mood, and the Martian explained that he was homesick. Danny learned a lot about Mars and Martian culture, after telling him that he could vent to Danny if he wanted, and wants to do a little something to help J'onn out.

He goes to the Zone, searching for Martian ghosts to talk with. He finds Ghostwriter. Or rather, Ghostwriter finds him.

He proposes a deal.

He'll let Danny have two very old, very rare Martian books; but in exchange, Danny owes him. Big Time.

Danny....asks what the favor would be, cuz he's not about to agree to that without knowing what he's agreeing to.

Ghostwriter needs Danny to go enter into a Ghost Fighting Competition, the biggest in the Zone, because the prize is a book that not only does Ghostwriter not have, but the only copy of it's kind ever.

Danny agrees; he kicks ghost ass all the time, a fighting competition shouldn't be a problem. Pff. He'll be fine.

Okay he's a little nervous.

He pushes it down.

He gets one of the books early, as trade for even entering the competition in the first place, and rushes to give it to J'onn.

He's trying to psych himself up for the fight, but his intrusive thoughts keep making him remember the fights he's lost. He's just not good with stage fright! Fighting as a hero is one thing, but fighting in a competition is nervewracking!

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J'onn, getting a surface read of Phantom's mind, is concerned.

Due to Phantom being dead, not all of his thoughts are...legible. J'onn only gets flashes here or there, maybe emotions.

J'onn just got a flash of a coliseum, with stands filled to the brim, and another flash of Phantom losing in a fight.

Phantom is nervous.

Phantom, who's powers are so strong he can fight on equal footing with Superman, is nervous.

It is not the normal anxiety he can feel from the young ghost, it is something else.

Phantom tells him that he knows where another book is, he just needs to win it.

J'onn has heard of how Vicious Infinite Realms Ghosts can be, and it is reasonable to assume that Phantom being nervous is a direct result of a fight he knows he can't win.

A fight he's going to try to win anyways. For the sake of a book.

Phantom is worth more than a simple book.

Phantom disappears before J'onn can request that he not do that, leaving the Martian standing there with a book older than he is, with the knowledge that one of his friends is about to face...something. Some sort of danger.

And all J'onn can do is wait.

Naturally, he refuses to do that and calls the JLD to track down Phantom.

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Imma have to look this up later

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Lesbian Visibility Week

Vaggie: (walks into the bar wearing a hi-viz reflective vest over her uniform top, and an equally glaring harness strapped around her hips and upper thighs)

Angel: ...........

Husk: ........... (Starts mixing Vaggie her usual Paloma)

Vaggie: (sits down at the bar and takes the drink) Thanks, Husk.

Husk: Don't mention it.

Angel: ............So.... is there a reason why you're dressed like a safety coordinator for a BDSM club? I think the nurses down in Sloth can see you.

Vaggie: (glares daggers) Because it's-

Charlie: It's Lesbian Visibility Week!!!

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Putting on the Rizz: Chaggie feat. Husker & Angel

Angel: Vagina, you're about as charming as a bed of razorblades.

Vaggie: If you call me that one more time, I'm going to collapse your sphincter on the grand staircase banister! And I can be charming when I want! I managed to get Charlie to date me, didn't I?

Husker: Because she's a bleeding heart with a savior complex, and you were literally a kicked puppy left by the dumpster.

Angel & Husk: (high-five)

Vaggie: (growling as her ribbon turns into horns) Fine! I'll prove it!

Charlie: (walks in) Hi, guys! What are you talking about? I could sense Vaggie's blood pressure rising.

Vaggie: (blushes faintly and clears her throat before sauntering up to Charlie with an extra sway in her hips) Princesa, a moment of your time?

Charlie: (blushes as her eyes zero in on Vaggie's hips) OooOoh... you can have all my time... (shakes head) Uh! S-Sure! W-What's up?

Vaggie: (reaches up on her tiptoes and whispers into Charlie's ear with a slight rumble in her chest)

Charlie: (blushes so hard her cheek circles disappear as it spreads down her neck to her hands, and she melts into a puddle) Askfbsks!

Vaggie: Love you, babe. (Winks and gives Charlie a kiss on the cheek)

Charlie: (starstruck) Uh-huh... Love you too, Vaggie~

Vaggie: (walks back to Angel and Husk proudly) Told you.

Husker: Well, I'll be double damned.

Angel: How the fuck did ya do that?!

Vaggie: I spoke Spanish in her ear in the chesty way she likes.

Husker: (watching as Keekee gently paws at the Charlie puddle on the floor) What did you say?

Vaggie: (coughs and shifts awkwardly) I actually blanked on something to say....so I just recited Lucifer's apple pie pancake recipe in Spanish.

Angel & Husker: (faces slam into the bar top)

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Putting on the Rizz: Chaggie feat. Husker & Angel

Angel: Vagina, you're about as charming as a bed of razorblades.

Vaggie: If you call me that one more time, I'm going to collapse your sphincter on the grand staircase banister! And I can be charming when I want! I managed to get Charlie to date me, didn't I?

Husker: Because she's a bleeding heart with a savior complex, and you were literally a kicked puppy left by the dumpster.

Angel & Husk: (high-five)

Vaggie: (growling as her ribbon turns into horns) Fine! I'll prove it!

Charlie: (walks in) Hi, guys! What are you talking about? I could sense Vaggie's blood pressure rising.

Vaggie: (blushes faintly and clears her throat before sauntering up to Charlie with an extra sway in her hips) Princesa, a moment of your time?

Charlie: (blushes as her eyes zero in on Vaggie's hips) OooOoh... you can have all my time... (shakes head) Uh! S-Sure! W-What's up?

Vaggie: (reaches up on her tiptoes and whispers into Charlie's ear with a slight rumble in her chest)

Charlie: (blushes so hard her cheek circles disappear as it spreads down her neck to her hands, and she melts into a puddle) Askfbsks!

Vaggie: Love you, babe. (Winks and gives Charlie a kiss on the cheek)

Charlie: (starstruck) Uh-huh... Love you too, Vaggie~

Vaggie: (walks back to Angel and Husk proudly) Told you.

Husker: Well, I'll be double damned.

Angel: How the fuck did ya do that?!

Vaggie: I spoke Spanish in her ear in the chesty way she likes.

Husker: (watching as Keekee gently paws at the Charlie puddle on the floor) What did you say?

Vaggie: (coughs and shifts awkwardly) I actually blanked on something to say....so I just recited Lucifer's apple pie pancake recipe in Spanish.

Angel & Husker: (faces slam into the bar top)

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Welcome to Lust: Chaggie

Vaggie: (sitting in the back of the Morningstar family Cadillac, dressed up in a deep, purple skirt and blouse combo) This is pretty unexpected, babe. What's the occasion?

Charlie: (sitting next to Vaggie, dressed in a long, backless crimson dress that has Vaggie's mind short circuiting) We haven't had any time to ourselves in ages! Plus, with the war against the Extermination and rebuilding the hotel, I figured we were in desperate need of a date night!

Vaggie: That's awfully sweet, hun. But- (watches as the car reaches the heart of Pentagram City and starts speeding towards a purple tunnel) -where exactly are we going?

Charlie: Oh! Since you aren't a Sinner, I figured we could go outside the Pride ring!

Vaggie: (mental glass shatter) To...where?

Charlie: Punch it, Razzle!

Razzle: (in the driver's seat, gives an adorable thumbs up) Baaaaaaap!

Vaggie: (clings to the seats so hard her nails pop the leather as the car speeds forward and zooms through a magic portal) Chaaaarlie!!!!

Charlie: (hands up in the air like she's on a rollercoaster) Woohoooooooo!

-The car manifests in a purple-blue hued city. Neon lights of lips, XXX's, genitalia, the occasional stripper pole, and "Sex" illuminate the streets in blue, pink, and purple lights.-

Vaggie: (blushes furiously as her whole thought process goes offline, and the car pulls up to a large, pink establishment with a line circling around the block) Ch-Charlie??!????

Charlie: (excitedly) Welcome to the Lust ring, Vaggie! I've had an invitation to attend a show for a while now, but never had someone I wanted to go with! (Scrambles out of the car and opens Vaggie's door)

Vaggie: Lust ring? Ozzie's? As in the House of Asmodeous? (Absentmindedly follows Charlie out of the car, up to the front door, and into the lusty dinner theater illuminated in blues, red, and pink) Dinner theater????

Charlie: I'm sorry I didn't tell you where we were going earlier, Vaggie. I've always wanted to check this place out, but the rules are pretty strict. Even if the owner is-

Ozzie: (explodes into existence next to the VIP table Charlie and Vaggie are sitting) Charlie, Baby!!! It's about damn time you finally accept that invitation of mine! A hundred years is a long time to make me wait~

Charlie: Uncle Ozzie! (Jumps up and gives Ozzie a hug)

Vaggie: Ooooooh....fuck.....

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Give 'em the Ol' Razzle-: Hazbin Hotel

-KNOCK! KNOCK! KNOCK!-

Charlie: *gasp* Is that another possible guest?! (Zips to the door and nearly throws it off its hinges)

-Comically large bouquet of roses poofs into Charlie's face-

Charlie: (fights through the thorny petal onslaught) What the Hell???

Seviathan: (smiling in a way that he's been told is charming) Charlotte! It's so good to see you-

Charlie: Nope! (slams the door and walks away, trailing rose petals behind her)

Vaggie: (blinks is confusion) Uh, hun? What was that all about?

Charlie: Nothing to worry about. (Dusts rose petals off her coat in the most monotone way possible) Just my ex-boyfriend at the front door. (Cups her mouth and sings) 🎶Oh, Razzle! Come here, baby boy!🎶

Vaggie: (bristles, pulls out her spear, and pulls her lip back in a snarl) Do I need to take care of him?

Razzle: (flies out of the kitchen with his hooves covered in donuts like doughy rings) Baaaap?

Charlie: No need, Vaggie. Razzle's got this.

Vaggie & Razzle: He does??? / Baaaaap???

-Door slams open against the wall-

Seviathan: Okay, I guess I deserve that. (Dusts off his jacket) Charlotte, can we at least talk this through? I'm willing to take you back, baby girl.

Razzle: (goes wild-eyed as his teeth turn into razors and froth drips from his sugar-coated mouth)

Vaggie: (similar to Razzle, but her wings puff put and make her look 10 times larger)

Charlie: (plastered smile on her otherwise straight face as she pets Razzle's head and snakes an arm around Vaggie's waist) Seviathan, I broke up with you.

Seviathan: And I'm willing to take you back. What part of that is so hard to understand?

Charlie: (blinks and her eyes turn red) Razzle?

Razzle: (practically breathing fire as he gets rabid foam on the floor) BaaAAaaAp?

Charlie: (clicks her tongue three times)

Razzle: (unhinges his jaw, so it's at a perfect 90-degree angle of razor-sharp teeth that start spinning in a clockwise circle like a chainsaw) BAAAAAAAAAAAAROOOOOAARP!!!!

Seviathan: Oh, FUCK!!!! YOU STILL HAVE THOSE DAMN GOATS?!?! (Sprints out of the hotel)

Razzle: (gives chase while bleating sadistically)

Charlie: (leisurely saunters to the open door as her horns elongage and her tail whips back and forth and calls out) Tell Helsa I still think she's a loser bitch with poor taste!

Vaggie: (blushing and in awe) Angel, what do you call it when you're horrified and turned on at the same time?

Angel: (ducked behind the bar with Husk) Horoused?

Vaggie: I am so horoused right now.

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Charlie: (holding a Switch) I've never played Pokémon before, but I keep hearing it's a good, fun way to relax. Or... was that Animal Crossing? Well, let's see!

-12 Hours Later-

Vaggie: (sitting and sharpening her spear) Yeah, that's looking nice.

Charlie: SQUEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

Vaggie: SON OF A BITCH!!!!! (wings poof out and she flies up to her and Charlie's room) Charlie! What's wrong? Are you alright?!

Charlie: (plasters the Switch screen to Vaggie's face) Look at this Pokémon I found! It looks like you!

Vaggie: (pulls screen away just enough to see an Absol) ........I don't see it.

Charlie: I'm gonna catch her and name her Vaggie!

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Charlie: (holding a Switch) I've never played Pokémon before, but I keep hearing it's a good, fun way to relax. Or... was that Animal Crossing? Well, let's see!

-12 Hours Later-

Vaggie: (sitting and sharpening her spear) Yeah, that's looking nice.

Charlie: SQUEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

Vaggie: SON OF A BITCH!!!!! (wings poof out and she flies up to her and Charlie's room) Charlie! What's wrong? Are you alright?!

Charlie: (plasters the Switch screen to Vaggie's face) Look at this Pokémon I found! It looks like you!

Vaggie: (pulls screen away just enough to see an Absol) ........I don't see it.

Charlie: I'm gonna catch her and name her Vaggie!

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CARMILLA WITH HER HAIR DOWN AND VAGGIE WITH HER HAIR UPPP OMDDD I CANNTG THEYRE SO GORGEOUS🤭🤭

(im slowly losing my shit bc they’re so pretty😭)

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Rosie is an absolute delight and I love her. I am so worried about Alastors deal and can only hope it goes well. Love how Carmilla just used the evidence we used to figure out Vaggie is an exorcist. Also

Long haired Carmilla my beloved

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HELLO YALL- It's Chol!

You may or may not have seen my HH stuff on Tiktok 😭😭

I wanted to post my Hazbin redesigns on here one bc l've literally been neglecting Tumblr and I feel bad and two, they've been getting a ton of love on Tiktok so I wanted to share them here as well!

Pt 1!

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