10 or 11 little ducks have been spotted crossing the dash board
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takes my boyfriend with a humiliation kink out for dinner for his bday & tells the staff it’s his bday & when they come out singing happy bday he gets so hard that he passes out
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an underrated detail in pride and prejudice is that elizabeth bennett was home alone on the day darcy proposed because she had a headache. can you imagine. this was in the pre-painkillers era. you're at home with a headache and then this asshole walks into the room and tells you he loves you and wants to marry you even though he hates your whole family and you're beneath him. imagine having to deal with that while also having a headache. she doesn't even have ibuprofen
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i only set you on fire a little bit. grow up.
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sold
a sweet little wingy snake commission
love the texture on this one
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people are way too comfortable being dismissive of children and teenagers. if a toddler comes up to you and starts explaining skibidi toilet lore or if a 13 year old asks you if you want to hear about their mha ocs you have to listen with utmost sincerity or at least pretend to. this is the only way you will get into heaven.
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