you wouldn't last an hour in the asylum where they raised me
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*booking an mri* what if I accidentally have a pacemaker. what if I got secret bone surgery and forgot about the pins
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🌟☀️💛
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aren't you a bit old to be thirst posting like this tho?? 🤧
catch me thirst posting on my deathbed the grind never stops
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date idea: we drink wine while a dilapidated mansion crumbles around us
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Nobody throws shade like a biologist with burning hatred for invasive plants
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“we need to teach media literacy in schools” guys was i really the only person paying attention in english class bffr
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There are ten trillion pictures of flowering trees to the point where they sometimes seem trite and overdone. But then you see a tree in full flower and go holy shit this rules and I've gotta show this to everyone so they can experience the same magic and wonder and there are ten trillion and one pictures of flowering trees
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i have started a re-reading of death note
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while you were studying girls i was kissing the blade
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