Thinking about how Jon said he was a deeply annoying child and then listed textbook symptoms of autism
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Men love me for my cadaver swag. The way my skin is cold like a corpse, my off-putting demeanor, and the way I stand in the threshold of the still-living and the dead.
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this is the best album release of all time because where else are you going to get unironic takes like this and then even get a few hundred people to agree with it
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“tortured poets department” yeah i’d fuckin torture them too if they wrote like that
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the smallest artist i listen to? probably the bird outside my window
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only want to be using my body as it’s intended to (exploring nature, eating fruit, kissing, and creating art)
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I LOVE YOU
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They should pay me to sort objects by color and shape and size all day I'd be good at it I'd be so fucking good at it
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and i’d like to give a special shoutout to bisexuals who are losers
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Don’t wanna post anything today but I can’t turn off the queue so I’m just putting this at the top of it, carry on
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Level 1: Porn with plot
Level 2: Porn with social commentary
Level 3: Porn with troubling philosophical implications
Level 4: Porn with maddening revelations of humanity’s place in the cosmos
Level 5: Porn with math
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🎶🎹🌈🤨🫴🐀🌈🎹🎶
Many blessings to you all on this great holiday of the bard Neil, known best for his banging of tunes!
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happy rat vs webcomic day, where every year the rat seems to get a little stronger
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