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Cultivators ya know

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you know what would be funny? if SVSSS universe counted virginity by the soul and not the body. and if shen yuan was actually a virgin, unlike shen jiu where everyone knows how 'lecherous' he is.

then, some 'minor-scenario booster' happens as usual, someone spills some 'virginity revealing powder' all over SY, he starts glowing like the virgin he is and wouldn't people just be so adorably confused??

Random Person: "But we saw you in a brothel!"

Shen Qingqiu: (in the most obnoxious, haughty voice possible) "Someone should explain to this young master that walking into a building is not a sexual act."

RP: "You were smoking from a hookah!"

SQQ: "...Smoking is, coincidentally, also not a sexual act."

RP: (crying) "But everyone knows you're a lecher!!!"

SQQ: (snide, with all the pettiness in his internet-troll heart) "Oh, so I guess the Purity Dove-Butterfly Powder must be wrong then? Rather than your firm belief in random gossip?"

RP: (crying harder)

SQQ: "And by the way, what were you doing at the brothel?"

RP: *runs away, more humiliated than ever before in their entire life

SQQ: *smirks in cucumber 🥒 ( ‾́ ◡ ‾́ ) 🥒

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I've been working on that for so long my artstyle changed a little in part one of this lmao

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I’ve been reading scum villain and I’m a fujoshi now. Asking you to extend your understanding in this trying time.

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do i even need to say it?

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No but Shen Twins AU where Shen Yuan is a technically a member of Cang Qiong Mt sect but he's almost never there cause he's too busy traveling and studying/documenting all of the cool plants and animals.

But when he Does spend time at the sect it's Qing Jing Peak's emotional equivalent to Christmas, cause Shen Jiu is actually in a good mood (as good as his moods get at least) and Shen Yuan has picked up a habit of bringing sweets for the disciples. He just shows up and suddenly the bamboo house doesn't seem so empty, Shen Jiu actually seems comfortable for once, and the whole peak's atmosphere seems to shift.

And, it's always a very jaring experience for new disciples the first time they meet Shen Yuan. Cause there's this guy who looks exactly like their teacher but is so much less severe. His posture is a little more relaxed, he Actually smiles at them every once in a while, he doesn't get annoyed when they ask about his adventures and is instead very willing to share his stories (if he dresses them up a little who's to blame him). For many of them it stuns them to see Anyone be so casual with their teacher and be left alive after; to see him argue with someone in a way that is actually harmless rather than scathing.

It doesn't help though that noone actually knows When Shen Yuan will ever show up or how long he'll actually stay. It definitely varies, sometimes he'll just be passing through the area on his way to some other cool place, sometimes he stays for a few months in order to teach a couple classes on useful plants and dangerous animals.

Often during his visits, he visits the other peaks too. He talks with Mu Qingfang about about medicinal plants while he's treated for any injuries he has (it's not his fault he's accident prone, and if he fell of that cliff while trying to follow a very cool bird-thing no one needs to know). He has tea with Yue Qingyuan (who met him for the first time and said "our younger brother"); Shen Jiu is decidedly not happy about this but "oh well he'll live"

#I love this so much

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Love how everyone just assigned Mobei Jun with a competency kink

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glammed him up for his playlist cover ✨

#ill cry

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AU where sqh is secretly an avid consumer of historical manhwas with allllll the plotting and scheming so when he wrote about the northern court he added in so much lore in the footnotes and forgot about it like the best of us. When he transmigrated in and he started catching wind of vaguely familiar plots he was like oh damn im done for and started plotting too. SQH whos a spymaster now and destroys the lives of those who oppose MBJ over tea (MBJ is shaking hes so down bad)

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Mobei overhears sy and sqh talking. Sy is crowing about how much binghe does for him, and sqh says "yeah well, happy wife happy life". Mobei ignores the peak Lord fistfight as he connects dots. Qinghua is always bending over backwards to make him happy. In fact, when he's unhappy, qinghua will do everything within his power to change that. Is... is he the wife? Man practically gains a halo of bliss while sy tries to choke sqh behind him

Oh I LOVE THIS he absolutely would consider himself the wife- not only that, he'd be so happy at being the happy wife of Shang Qinghua, the man that balances a whole peak and his kingdom so well like it's nothing, he would be clawing at the table thinking about it

He's so distracted that he doesn't see his poor husband dying but it's a small price to pay for this amazing revelation

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I’m just a fandom cheerleader who reblogs stuff

Until I drop Cursed Things out of nowhere and remind y’all that I’m not a bot lmao

#im not sorry

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MoLiu prompt [SFW] LQG, MBJ and flying. Remidial flying lessons for non-flying demons, liuber ride, air rescue

#feral

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The urge to write about the Huan Hua Palace Master being fucking hot has once again hit me. The brainworms are SO real

You call it crack treated seriously

I call it: y’all refuse to believe that old people were young once, and the belief that age equals ugliness is unyeah.

Show me canon that he’s said to be ugly and I’ll say that people who are “plain” or “ugly” in pidw were probably still hotter than most people irl because, let’s be real, it’s that kind of book.

I cannot be stopped

#I got the wildest opm/tlj brainworms the other day #like you wouldn’t even believe #the angst #the drama #so much dogblood potential #you can’t tell me that opm had the lpm and NONE of his genes made it in there

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