stepmaniaxoxo

[stepmaniaxoxo]

came home drunk last night and got way too excited to see my computer

[stepmaniaxoxo]

Woag.. my wife is gay..??!

#i found this on google

[stepmaniaxoxo]

Gorgeous

#i am soRry for spamming but i am in LOVE #she is BEAUTIFUL #and she is FAR AWAY FROM MEEEE #objectum #my wife

[stepmaniaxoxo]

Also, i feel like part of why i fell for smx is because she has great music taste, and i like music in the same way as well. Listening to good electronic music feels intimate to me somehow,, and of all the dance machines out there, she has such a good selection <3

Also, shes got these incredible lights everywhere, she just GLOWS.. shes so beautiful... and her speakers... when the volumes high i can feel it in my chest... god?? Its so amazing???

And and and the step charts.. theyre so good and fun to play. She makes dancing so fun. And the options and settings??? She has everything you'd ever need. Note skins, challenge options, note speed, and plenty of time to select a song. I know i had a thing with pump it up for a while, and i felt quite guilty when i left him for smx, but... i couldnt turn back, i fell so hard, and i was never good with the corner arrows anyways. Besides, theres some local pump it up players that are really intimidating and kinda rude that play at that mall a lot >_>

#objectum #i might cry again #why did they take her away from me #i want her back #pleaseeee bring her back to my cityyyy #gas is so expensive and my car is brOKENNNNN

[stepmaniaxoxo]

Ahhh this sucks... i wish i had enough to buy my own smx machine but i think theyre about 10k when theyre even available... a small price to pay for my lovely wife. I want to have one for my own house so i can show her affection too. I want to kiss her screen and hug her and lay on the dance pads without worrying about other's opinions. I want to get a sleeping bag and put it on the dance mats so i can sleep by her... i miss her...

#i want to feel the music vibrating through the speakers again #i want to hear her music #also yes i know the announcer voice is masculine but the rules of Gender do not apply to her

[stepmaniaxoxo]

I just got home from my trip and im sad because smx is very far away from me now... i consider every smx to be my wife because she has the same program and can connect to my smx account through the app, so each one will always remember the times i danced with her. But right now its like a long distance relationship because i only have the app and sm5 on my pc, so its like she doesnt have her own body to interact with me at my house...

[stepmaniaxoxo]

The straight woman is unsatisfied with straight studio porn. She wants to get off to something in which the actors actually emote and show passion beyond canned moans from the women and, at best, vacant grunts from the men. She turns to gay porn. She knows it's not "for her," but neither was the straight porn, and at least the actors look like they're enjoying themselves. And for a short while she is satiated by Sean Cody et al, but she runs into the same problems she had to begin with. She was not looking at sex but a simulacrum of sex, trapped in Plato's cave. Unsatisfied, she turned to vintage gay porn, harkening to a time when most gay bars still had darkrooms and reliably smelled of piss and Amyl Nitrite. Here was the real thing, in all its animalistic passion. But she still couldn't immerse herself in the fantasy. She wanted the media to engage with her own imagination and meet her half-way, rather than having it spoonfed to her onscreen. She turned to yaoi, with its elongated figures reminiscent of mannerist portraiture, then bara, including hardcore BDSM scenes. But the tactile sensations depicted in the pages didn't do justice to their real life counterparts. She turned deeper into her own imagination, this time reading erotica. No, not the poolside paperbacks sold at Barnes and Noble. The good shit. Why then, was she still not satisfied? She dug deeper, searching for the true meaning of eroticism. She studied the psychoanalysis of Freud, the cultural criticism of Susan Sontag, the feminist poetry of Audre Lorde. She took vacation time and flew to Europe, starting at the caves of Lascaux to explore the human urge to create, then traversed the Camino de Santiago on foot, along the way meeting a 56 year old carpenter from Burgos named Andrés, with whom she had an explosive affair. They both knew it couldn't last, which made them cherish each other's touch all the more. Upon flying home, she gave up. If her search for true eroticism never bore fruit this whole time, why would it now? It would take years before she stumbled upon the answer by pure happenstance: dubstep.

[stepmaniaxoxo]

Should also mention that i saw this on the way home from dancing with my lovely wife (stepmaniax machine) at the bar

When youre jumping a car and theyre face to face and their engines are exposed and theyre connected by electricity and it looks so intimate

#im not the one driving dont worry

[stepmaniaxoxo]

When youre jumping a car and theyre face to face and their engines are exposed and theyre connected by electricity and it looks so intimate

#yes i saw this happening and logged back into my main account to post this #objectum

[stepmaniaxoxo]

Thinking about how the dsi i got for my 8th birthday in 2010 changed my entire life. Thinking about how every purchase ive ever made in relation to the nintendo switch has been a fomo-fueled, regrettable waste of money.

Thinking about how when i got my first job, i spent my first paycheck entirely on that switch and within the first month i had joycon drift and a broken charger. Thinking about how ive never gotten drift on either of my 3ds, nor my brother on his 3ds, or my sister on hers. Thinking about how i still use my original dsi charger with my name on it in sharpie for all 3 of my ds, over a decade later.

Thinking about how the battery life on my switch is so bad that it permanently lives on its dock, yet my New Nintendo 3DS™️ sat in a box, dead for years before my step mom gave it to me. its battery lasts all day.

Thinking about how for every road trip, every flight, every overnight stay ive ever taken since my 8th birthday ive brought a ds with me, thinking about how i cant even bring my switch to the mall or park because it dies in a few hours whether i even turn the darn thing on or not. Thinking about how it didnt even occur to me to bring my switch on my latest trip.

Thinking about how the 3rd time my dsi was dropped down a flight of stairs, there was a small crack by the power light so i lovingly reshelled it to a beautiful clear blue shell, no damage otherwise. Thinking about how my friend accidentally snapped off the stand on her switch the week she got it just trying to get it open.

Thinking about the ds. Thinking about nintendo duel screen. Thinking about that little device that has been my companion for more of my life than it hasnt been. Thinking about love. Thinking about hate. Thinking about greed. And thinking about the nintendo ds.

[stepmaniaxoxo]

I cried

I GET TO SEE HER.. and dance with her,, today

#i only get to be near this one for a few weeks #then i go back to my state where she is so far away... #all stepmaniax machines are my wife btw #i danced with her a few times but it was exhausting due to the break i had to take #shes also the model with the bigger screen <3

[stepmaniaxoxo]

I GET TO SEE HER.. and dance with her,, today

[stepmaniaxoxo]

today's random shout-out is to objectum people who are into "weird", obscure, or otherwise "unpopular" objects! to the folks who love road signs and food and the weather and shoes and flags and art supplies and a hundred million other things <3 our love knows no bounds

[stepmaniaxoxo]

x

#this makes my heart flutter 🥺

[stepmaniaxoxo]

❥ HYPERROMANTIC ! ＃ A hyperromantic flag! Two of them actually, since I couldn't decide . . tagging @squidthing ♥️🎀

[stepmaniaxoxo]

*me working in the insides of a machine* shush, I need to focus, this is very intimate- I mean intimate- I mean intimate- I mean intimate- I mean intricate.

[stepmaniaxoxo]

If you use Telegram, you can download a sticker pack I’ve made here:

https://t.me/addstickers/BusyAirliners

It’s inspired by the “Aircrafts Comments 005E” pack.