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i absolutely live for tight hugs i hate that feather-touch barely brushing side hug i want you to break my fucking spine or else u dont love me

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Deadpool’s instructive video may save your testicles

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“I love you.” “What if I got a bowl cut”

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you: exists

me: 💖💕💖💘💘💓💞💗💗💓💘💖💖💕💖💖💖💘💓💓💞💘💘💓💞💞💓💞💞💓💞💓💞💞💘💖💕💖💖💕💖💕💖💓💞💗💕💕💞💘💖💖💖💞💕💘💕💞💘💘💞💖💗💗💞💓💘💕💓💘💕💗💘💕💖💖💗💗💖

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me @ straight people: oh my god just ask it the offensive way i don’t have time for this

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me? being someone’s type? unrealistic

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“There is no safe investment. To love at all is to be vulnerable.”

— C.S. Lewis, The Four Loves

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I’m a snack, but like a midnight snack you know? One that looks better in the dark.

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Speed kills

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it’s okay to admit you were the toxic one. it is okay to admit you were sick. learn to grow from it.

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me: *opens Facebook app*

facebook: you tryna show everybody this slideshow of your titties?

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me: i’m a bottom. i can’t do this

the drivers ed instructor: for the last time i don’t know what that means. i’m just trying to teach you to parallel park

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I’ll never regret someone that I had an amazing time and experience with. Even if we fall off. You made my life special at a certain time. We grew together, even if we grew apart. Thank you

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