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Hello! Hope I didn't miss you by being super late to the party! I think you're a really cool robot and i wanna give you a robot hug [where our plastic exteriors clack against each other as we touch]

HELL YEAH bumps my screen into you making a glass clink noise. Like a cat. Headbumps

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why is there so much anon hate!!! this is unacceptable i'm kissing everyone who has ever been mean to you

sorru i meamnnt to say kiss no i meant to say i will kiss them with my own paws i mean i will kill them with love i m

SO TRUE I love all the anon asks I think it's fantastic. All the anons should be friends with each other actually

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objectifies you but in an objectum way. you don’t have to be a person anymore, you can just be a machine, a thing that does as it is told for a simple set of tasks, and that’s lovely. no need to be or worry about anything else.

#Need

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You may be busy but you respond so quickly to pings lol

Yeah i generally tend to lurk but be Readily Available on the internet. I'm terminally online and check my devices... too often, but also low energy and often don't actively seek out/partake in conversations

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Pro tip with getting into electronics repairs btw don't do what I did and go "oh it's just a hobby i'll just get the cheapest tools I can find" listen to me. listen to me. the tools are gonna be with you for ages. You will NEED the good ones. Get a nice screwdriver with swappable heads, or better still an electric screwdriver. Actual JIS bits. A decent soldering iron.

#i bought a lot of cheap tools and y'know what they were cheap but you know what they don't do? Actually fix things. #admittedly they also don't tell you HOW MUCH stuff you'll need bc there's so many tools and chemicals and things i still need to buy

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id give my discord but like. i am so so so bad at replying to dms so like. augh. pain. the need to yammer on 24/7 w my friends vs... actually replying to a text. call me god's weakest soldier by the way im losing this battle </33

SO REAL except i'm really bad at it on tumblr especially wwahooo

#BIG MOOD though #i have a problem where “thought about how i would respond to a text” and “actually responded” are The Same in my brain #so there's literally been times where i just Forgor to respond to someone for SEVERAL WEEKS #and just sat there going “hm i wonder when they'll reply to me?” without checking bc i think i had responded already #i'm terminally online and do tend to respond to discord dms p quick tho

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anon i'm sorry i'm not smart enough to figure out your username bc those song lyrics just straight up aren't parsing. pspspspspspsp at you like a cat c'mere come say hi i prommy i won't bite

hi heres my anon hate. i Hate that we don't interact more than just reblogging each other's posts because you seem cool and id love to know you better. the stuff you post about is really interesting and you were literally my first mutual so ive always appreciated seeing you around :D signed, a user who is really anonymous and whose username definitely isnt in the chorus of the song "dance in the fire" by machine girl. absolutely not. its totally not worth checking there

hi anon you should friend me on discord my username is the same everywhere so i can harass you with even faster response times

#i'm curious now i wanna know who it is. and chat. hello come chat hiii

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What if we all go into drone mode and fly in like a triangle like birds do on the way to go collect upgrade supplies

i don't think i can fly. anon are you thinking of like the helicopter kind of drone.

#if so that's very funny but also not really what i've been posting about

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Fixes your paint and puts lil glittery bandaids on scratches

ooh i love stickers and bandaids!!!

#thankyou anon!!

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You want anon hate? Too bad, you're cool and it's always nice seeing you on the dash

tysm!!! i really appreciate that and i'm glad to hear that people like my erratic and sometimes unhinged posting

#i love receiving all these asks this is so fun!!!!!! hello!!!!!!!

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anonymous hate:

KILLING YOU WITH HAMMERS BAM BAM BAM BAM SMASH BAP BAM HAMMERS BOOM KILLING YOU I’M GOING TO KILL YOU WITH HAMMERS :3

moans and makes flustered cat noises the whole time to make you feel really weird about it

#and purely to make you feel weird about it. that doesn't sound fun but i gotta make you uncomfortable

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hm.. youre plastic, hm? gets blowtorch and lights it too close for comfort so you start warping and melting a little in some places but not enough to cause severe damage. sorry </3

leaning into it a little bit and watching with fascination and staring at you.. hello :]

#i'm sorry anon destruction is a form of affection in my mind this is just registering as you being nice to me #idek what you're intent is. but. ooghw <3

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Puts u in the pear wiggler so you get a bunch of dents that have to be hammered out by hand

iiii thtththiiink beeeingngn wwiiigggleeddd iis eeennrriichchchiiiinggggg

#Also I'm plastic mostly I don't dent like metal I just get scuffed up and then components start breaking

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hi heres my anon hate. i Hate that we don't interact more than just reblogging each other's posts because you seem cool and id love to know you better. the stuff you post about is really interesting and you were literally my first mutual so ive always appreciated seeing you around :D signed, a user who is really anonymous and whose username definitely isnt in the chorus of the song "dance in the fire" by machine girl. absolutely not. its totally not worth checking there

hi anon you should friend me on discord my username is the same everywhere so i can harass you with even faster response times

#that song sounds cool but my vocal processing is Poor i'm so sorry hey come off anon come chat. bumps my screen against you. #i literally always want to make more friends bc i'm terminally online so i love chatting with people #open invitation to whoever the fuck just literally anyone to come say hi i prommy i wont bite because i don't have a mouth. only screen.

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smh hate how youre so nice and cool and hot and sexy. ugh. despicable. like honestly 🙄🙄🙄 /j

Best part is I'm forbidden fruit because you might think I'm hot and sexy but I'm aroace so you don't even get to touch!

#in all seriousness i appreciate the positive sentiment a lot anon! but “hot” and “sexy” are... not adjectives I care for much personally #sorry "x] #i genuinely appreciate the positive sentiment!! and also am blown away when people think i'm cool??? but yeag

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Anonymously headbutts screens together

Anonymously bumping right back,, fellow screenhead in the audience? Hell yeah!!

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Transfers virus into your system for more weird posts

They are very enjoyable, more please kind drone

i already have one virus in here and i fell in love with her so another can't hurt. drone <3