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Hey 👀 You made these Bo sinclair gifs didn’t ya? Do you take gif requests?
Yep I'm the culprit. I guess that depends on what you're looking for? My gifs definitely aren't anything fancy - I mostly just cut footage, I don't do much editing and the quality isn't very high. If there are a couple of specific scenes you're after, I might be able to help you out.
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what's your ranking of the slashers/horror villains from sexiest to grossest?
uhhhh well I don't know if I really think anyone is gross. Some of them don't appeal to me but I'm not sure I'd say they're gross (at least regarding anyone I can think of... things/people I don't like just kinda stop existing in my mind lol). Also, if we're talking purely attraction - I enjoy horror villains and monsters, so it's safe to say the extent of what I consider attractive would probably shock a lot of more "normal" humans xD
But I suppose I could rank the slashers on my masterlist by sexiness if you want my opinion? It won't be easy but I'll do my best lol
Jesse Cromeans (Laid to Rest) - big. strong. skull mask. my shirt is coming off as we speak
Asa Emory (the Collector) - it's the animalistic tendencies for me. and also the shoulders
Harry Warden (My Bloody Valentine) - and I mean the actual Harry, from the remake. that square jaw. those flashy kills. mmmmm
Thomas Hewitt (TCM: the Beginning) - BEEF. beef beef beef. pretty hair, sweet man, thick. <3
Vincent Sinclair (House of Wax) - precious precious angel. gorgeous long hair. throws a javelin like nobody's business. 10/10
Hannibal Lecter (Hannibal tv show in particular) - idk. he's just so evil and so sophisticated but also predator. natural disaster.
Michael Myers (Halloween) - I love the bulk of the RZ version but I'm especially partial of old man myers, actually. it's the hands.
Bo Sinclair (House of Wax) - definitely the inferior twin but still pretty attractive.
Brahms Heelshire (The Boy) - I can do without the child's voice but he's intense and handsome. all that hair <3
Jason Voorhees (Friday the 13th) - big strong murder man. not one of my faves but he's okay.
Freddy Krueger (Nightmare on Elm Street) - I don't dislike him like a lot of people do, but he's still not really my thing.
I'm sure I definitely forgot a lot of characters, but here you go. A list of ten would've been tidier but Freddy likes to ruin things xD
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“hope this doesn’t awaken anything in me” is the funniest phrase because it always does. it always will. from personal experience things have already started to rouse from their slumber before i even get the first three words out
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The feminine urge to become the stereotypical Latina housewife and let Thomas Hewitt shove his big fat cock into me from behind while trying to make dinner or get chores done and fill me to the brim with white cum oozing down between my thighs while the family is gone 🥺☺️🥰
Lord have mercy... So, anyways—
The moment you're all alone he can't get his hands off you. He tries, he swears! But you just look so good in that sundress, you only had it for a couple of months and it's a little tight around your curves now, but that makes it even better for him. The bigger and fuller you get, the harder his cock gets for you. So he's groping you over the flimsy fabric of your dress, his huge palms encasing your hips and guiding you to grind against him while you scrub the countertop clean. He knows he has his own tasks to attend to, but he doesn't care, at least not now. Not when your hair is falling out of your updo, and your hands are so soft from washing the clothes, and your breast are almost taunting him with a peek every time you bend down. So he takes the rim of your dress' neckline and pulls it down, watching your tits fall out and bounce before he silences your protests with a kiss and starts rolling your nipples between his fingers, and he grunts in satisfaction when you become pliant against his body, throwing your head back on his chest and whining so sweetly when he squeezes your chest and gives a rough thrust against your ass so you can feel how hard he is for you, how devoted, how desperate. So you do what any good wife would do— you take your panties off, push the skirt up, and spread your cheeks while bending over so he can split you open with his fat cock. But you're never prepared for the burn, the ache that comes from your walls trying to accommodate your husband's cock. But he's so sweet, he stops the moments he bottoms out, kissing your hair, the back of your neck, until you're panting and grinding your hips back into him, and he grinds his hips back, until you grip his shirt and beg him. Beg for his cock, for his cum, for him, “Wan' your babies, Tommy, please, please, please” he hears you cry, and he hears the lewd squelch of your pussy trying to suck his cock, deeper, deeper, deeper, “Wan' em so bad, please, give it to me—”. It always surprises you, the raw euphoria you feel when you know you're about to get fucked by Thomas, how light-headed you feel when the fat tip of his cock reaches so far inside you, you can feel your body struggling to accommodate him. You know you'll feel him for days the moment he rolls his hips against you so he can test how ready you are, so he can hear the lewd squelch of your cunt, pulsing helplessly around the base of his cock. And Thomas may not know many things, but pleasing his wife? Second nature. So he picks you up, back to his chest, your legs hanging and he starts rutting, barely thrusting his hips against you, just the nonstop rubbing of his fat cock against that spot inside your cunt that makes you want to scream and cry and beg for mercy. And he does not stop. He keeps going even when your moans turned into sobs, and even when those sobs became screams, because he knows, he just knows, that he is making you cum on his cock like the good little wife you are for him, he knows your wet little cunny will take all of his cum and give him children, and he knows then you'll be utterly his. His wife, the mother of his kids, keeper of heart and owner of his cock. And he knows you'll look so beautiful, split on his cock, belly rounded with his baby, and holding onto him while you bounce like he could get you anymore pregnant. That's the future he thought he would never have, right before his eyes when you dig you nails into his arms around your waist, your pussy sucking him in so diligently he has no other choice but to release that fucking gallon of cum he has directly inside your awaiting womb. Then he puts you down gently, puts your panties back on for you as if that would help keeping cum inside you, kisses you like he doesn't need air to live and off he goes. You'd be proud to have such a hard-working husband... If it wasn't for the fact that now you have to clean this fucking counter again.
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FELLOW ANDROID USERS GO TO THE APP STORE AND CLICK ON THE UPDATE FOR THE TUMBLR APP IT SHOULD FIX THE SETTINGS AND GIVE YOU BACK DARK MODE
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All the covers I painted for “Deal With a Demon” series by Katee Robert so far. More to come!  ┬┴┬┴┤( ͡° ͜ʖ├┬┴┬┴ Just something for my monster appreciators 
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the “mmm whatcha say” meme will literally be funny forever. it goes away for a while but reappears when you are least expecting it. it’s nearing a decade in age but it’s still hilarious, not even in an ironic way like a lot of memes are. it’s just truly funny. i love it. what a powerful meme.
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i was supposed to go to bed an hour ago dont tell my mom
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I find it personally offensive how many bad writers can get published so easily.
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i genuinely mean this in the nicest way possible, we should not be making or encouraging note bait posts like "if this gets a million likes i'll do self care"
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yknow when i saw your post abt the 666k self care post i kinda disagreed with you but now theres a post going around like 'lets get this post to 1m and i'll treat my depression' from a literal 14 year old and.
you were right. this sucks.
thank you for not linking the post in your ask like some people did so i didn't have to publicly put a teenager on blast, but yeah, it sucks. i just made a post about it because man come on i do not want to see this become a thing again.
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The ad algorithm has my interests nailed.
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As a reminder: libraries, museums, zoos, etc are NOT brand accounts! As an example, the Monterey Bay Aquarium Tumblr is very cool & they support ocean conservation and education! I believe the National Archives and Smithsonian Libraries are also around here somewhere. Support public institutions!
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I feel like the reason certain dog-lovers insist cats are evil is because they read their body language as if they were dogs. So here’s a very basic guide to common “mean” things cats do that actually aren’t mean at all if you know what they’re thinking.
Rolling and exposing belly- attacks you when touched Does not mean: Give belly rubs! - haha I tricked you!  Actually means: I’m playful! If you reach for my belly I’ll grab your arm and bite it because I think we’re playfighting! 
Lazily exposing belly - still attacks when touched Does not mean: tricked you again! Actually means: I’m showing you my belly because I trust you. Please don’t break that trust by invading my personal space. I might accept a belly rub if I’m not ticklish and I know you well. Snapping at you while being pet Does not mean: I suddenly decided I dislike you! Actually means: You’re petting me in a way that gives me too much restless energy. Please focus on petting my head and shoulders instead of stroking the full length of my back next time.
Is in the same room but makes no attempt to interact Does not mean:  I’m ignoring you Actually means: We’re hanging out! I’m being respectful by giving you space while still enjoying your company. Slapping/scratching your hand when you try to pet them Does not mean: I hate you! Actually means: You’ve failed to establish that we’re not playing, or the way you’re approaching me scares me. Be calmer, speak more gently, make eye-contact and blink slowly at me before you try again.
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There are not enough words in the English language to convey how much I hate that TVTropes has gotten dragged into this awful CinemaSins gotcha-“critique” mindset
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