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robot fuckers are hootin and hollerin rn

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fuck it. minifigure objectum. you wish you had its raw sex appeal ↓

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the 3ds is such an elegant device like she can play games she can fold she can be hacked what can't she do

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Every Chip needs a decent cuddle!

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One day I'll make the args I have inside my head

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You've been passed the virtual joint

#i think sharing a blunt with my computer would fix me

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Thank you for being so sweet about Chip! Unfortunately, your praise has rendered him too powerful, and now he’s real and has come to life.

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my new 'puter!! :]

#oh i adore him so #mars tag: 🌟📺 #objectum #objectophilia #objectosexual #objecto #osor #crt #crt monitor #computer objectum #sorry for the low res pics #my samsung is. certainly something

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I think any inanimate thing you regularly care for becomes a little alive.

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invitation.

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(it's like kisses to them)

Drawing of my regular laptop who is so normal!

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_1987_Philips

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NEC XP29 Plus (Guts)

28" 95kHz

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guy who’s objectum 4 radiation call that toxic yaoi

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machines are erotic to me because there's something inherently alluring about something with an entirely different construction than you, that knows so much more than you ever will, that still has explicit sexual desires and even, like. erogenous zones equivalents. this is a lot of words to say If I can't finger the bundle of wires in a boys mainframe and watch their screen flicker and glitch and hear their mechanisms creak then what is even the goddamn point