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#post of all time #laugh tag

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#LMFAOOOO

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You wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

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I'm never leaving

#AUGH

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#covid19

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BRIAN MURPHY YOU GOTTA HONOR THE COCK. YOU SIMPLY MUST HONOR THE COCK

#COCK TYPO!!!! #dimension 20 #oh my godddd

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At the University of Texas at Austin, dozens of local police and state troopers formed a line to prevent students from marching through the campus, eventually clashing with the protesters and detaining multiple people.

And at the University of Southern California, police removed several tents, then got into a back-and-forth tugging match with protesters over tents before falling back.

Keep fighting. Keep resisting.

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本來只是想畫個肌肉(+乳頭

結果變成爹地媽咪甜蜜蜜日常

tonraq是笨蛋攻wwww<有其父必有其女

#HELLO???? #I UH

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This porno didn’t fuck around

#holy shit #i uh #i think this counts #legendary posts

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tumblr i am literally begging you to let me reblog your shitpost ads

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When you’ve been cooking for long enough, you stop making recipes and start making “shit in a skillet” and “whatever soup”

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#peace and love on planet earth

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i mean this in the best way possible, i believe if you were a salad you'd just be a kilogram of lettuce leaves and 1 paper thin cucumber slice hidden somewhere in the middle

next time just slit me open from throat to taint

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Taylor Swift and that football player broke up??? She's been seen with a new guy too??? Some racer???