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medieval judge: i sentence you to a swift and painless death in private with all of your clothes on

gay masochist pervert criminal: NOOOOOO PLEASE, ANYTHING BUT THAT!

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worst part about getting angry is how much it makes you want to be mean

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The Fallout TV show is incredibly unfaithful to the games. It should have started with a 20 minute sequence where Lucy's facial features morph and her hairstyle changes, followed by a tutorial section where she learns how to crouch.

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one of the most infuriating things about becoming an adult is when you realize that it actually is 10x easier to solve problems by making a phone call vs literally any other communication method

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Grandmas were so right about puzzles and knitting and crocheting and solitaire and reading slow and slippers and baking and watching deer in the backyard send post

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L + ratio + when you wake up next to him in the middle of the night with your head in your hands you're nothing more than his wife

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Faith Ringgold 

b. 1930, New York

Woman on a Bridge #1 of 5: Tar Beach

1988

Acrylic paint, canvas, printed fabric, ink, and thread

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Cuddling. don’t mind the claws of the beast

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even the top gets called a faggot

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honey, I was thinking that we could spice things up in the bedroom by turning the heat off and pretending to be gold prospectors in the Yukon during winter who have to have sex to avoid freezing to death. how does that sound, babe?

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guys aren't comically getting their red heart covered boxers exposed after they get their pants pulled down anymore. Due to wokeness

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Bed of Lettuce by Paul Octavious

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i appreciate the imagery of sleeping with a weapon under your pillow but with my sleeping habits that thing is going to need a seatbelt to stay put where i left it

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I fucked up so badly on this sudoku page no ones ever gonna wanna have sex with me

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"Al igual que la luz, le atrae la oscuridad. Sabe que en nuestro tiempo se considera ridículo apagar la luz mientras se hace el amor y por eso deja encendida una pequeña lámpara encima de la cama. Pero cuando hace el amor con Sabina, cierra los ojos. El gozo que le inunda requiere oscuridad. Esa oscuridad es pura, limpia, sin imágenes ni visiones, esa oscuridad no tiene final, no tiene fronteras, esa oscuridad es el infinito que cada uno de nosotros lleva dentro de sí. (¡En efecto, quien busque el infinito, que cierre los ojos!)"

Milan Kundera,

La insoportable levedad del ser.