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“too much garlic” is a myth other flavors invented so that we’d care about them

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ok I have a new theory why trans guys are so underrepresented in TV and film: it’s cuz we’re too hot, y’all.

cis guys just can’t compete with us. we dress well because we finally get to wear the clothes we want and taught ourselves how to tie a tie off YouTube. our strap game is immaculate. we have Big Dick Energy but really any size dick you want energy, with stamina. We’re the man your man could smell like, minus the misogyny. we don’t leave the seat up. we’re handsome as fuck and these cis male characters would be shown up embarrassingly by some short hottie with a well-trimmed beard, a customizable dick, and a sympathetic understanding of sexist and/or homophobic microaggressions in the workplace. they just can’t handle it

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The Black Parade + questions

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Klaus: do you wanna talk about your emotions, five

Five: no

Luther: i do

Klaus: i know, luther.

Luther: dad sent me to the moon

Klaus: i know, luther.

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Doing online classes really just be like *has a list of assignments* *have no motivation what so ever* *watch random youtube videos* *stresses* *looks at assignment list again* *stresses more* *eat a snack* *sudden burst of productivity that last only about five minutes* *rewards self by checking phone* *stresses*

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Oh wow I can FINALLY post about these! Getting approval on Redbubble as an official seller took forever. x_x 

I made these back when the SU “Change Your Mind” special aired, as I felt this was a really powerful message for all of us. I thought this design would encapsulate that, and I’ve made a bunch of pride variants as well! 

You can find all versions of this on my Redbubble!

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I wish you would write a fic where...

Send me an anymous (or not) summary of the fic you wish I would write. (maybe I will write a tidbit)

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LMAO the cis are at it again. It’s been suggested that the facial model for the statue of liberty was a dude and so now all the news orgs are like “is the statue of liberty actually a man?” Well I for one just congratulate Lady Liberty on being the largest trans woman in North America if not the world.

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It (2017) vs It Chapter Two (2019)

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Reblog this by April 20th and I'll give your blog a Vibe check.

Vibe Checks include:

What type of vibe you have

Is it a good vibe or bad vibe?

Maybe a little doodle that represents your blog's vibe.

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:o!!! Nu! Dont cry friendo! What's wrong? *gently hugs you*

*starts to cry*

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Oh definetly! But Stan is a close second.

Doot doot hi I love your icon!

Aaa tysm!

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Richie: I just stole Eddie's inhaler, how long do you guys think I'll live?

Stan: Ten.

Richie: Ten what??

Stan: Nine,

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Doot doot hi I love your icon!

Aaa tysm!

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kinda wanna say:

if you are a truscum/transmed/terf you dont deserve a space on my blog

you don’t deserve to breathe in my face and i will literally fight you 

trans ppl can have or can not have dysphoria

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Richie: hewwo! i will be yourw suwgeon today! intewnal bweeding you say? let's make ouw fiwst wittle incision

Bill: doctow, wew're loswing him!

Beverly: qwick, gwab the defibwiwatow!

Stan, on the couch with a cold: please, just let me die