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If a worker who isn't the owner says ANYTHING similar to "I'm not really supposed to do this but-" and then does something that helps you, under no circumstances inform the business, including through reviews. You tell them that the worker was polite, professional, the very model of customer service and why you like to go there. You do not breathe a word of the rulebreaking.

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Little jockey

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“Oh”

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IT'S BIG SHELL INCIDENT/ NERO GOT HIS ARM STOLEN DAY!!!!

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Stray cat breaks into Lynx’s enclosure at zoo

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i cannot possibly be the first person who has had this idea

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I respect neopronouns and even played a bit with them myself back in the day but I also think I need a pronunciation guide for some of them

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al giving really big hugs bc honestly i'm lowkey obsessed

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Even if I didn’t have a solid plan, in the back of my head, I always assumed I’d kill myself.

Now I’m an adult and people my age have their lives in order and I’m stuck here, confused, because I never planned to be alive and I’m so far behind.

I feel like I’ll never catch up.

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This pic is literally what unmedicated adhd feels like if someone ever asks you why you haven’t completed a simple task in 7 months just send them this

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I think about this interaction a lot. The grimes reply became a meme out of context and it's never funnier than the original exchange

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why does garfield hate mondays if he’s a cat who does fuck all and his owner is a cartoonist who, as far as i can tell, works from home? what happens on mondays that makes him hate them? what happens on weekends that makes him prefer them?

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more reasons i would not be able to live with a partner:

i have been contentedly eating the same exact meal for dinner for the past 3 weeks