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Magnus fandom, 2016: We're horny for this lady made of worms!

Me: Huh. Unexpected, I'm not sure how to feel about that.

Magnus fandom, 2024: We're horny for this guy made of needles!

Me: Of course you are, my children. Be free.

Magnus fandom 2024: We're horny for this bulbous oozing clown man!

Me: I think 95% of your are being facetious, but the true 5% can go with god.

Magnus fandom, just now: We're horny for a member of the British Aristocracy!

Me: Gross. No. Absolutely not. Sick freaks the lot of you. I am officially kinkshaming. You disgust me.

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Unrelated: I have also been injected with praying mantis DNA

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In 2020 we celebrated the thirtieth anniversary of the Good Omens book on the May 1st, only to learn later that it was not the correct date! :D

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"This fic was ai generated—" Cool, so lemme block you real quick

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new tag game: people who don’t have anime profile pics, if you had to pick one rn what would it be

#senshi

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english isnt my first language btw so when u read my posts in ur head I want u to mispronounce at least one word in it and add a really heavy accent

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this burger i just cooked for dinner is the most burger looking burger ive ever made. this is the standard burger shape . this thing looks like a krabby patty

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I’m building her something

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i need to cheer myself up im gonna try to draw a shrimp from memory

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the comedy gold gag where someone is asked for something extremely specific, and goes like "god damn it why would I- Do I look like the kind of a guy who would just have 48 ferret harnesses laying around?" and then everyone blankly stares at them because now that you mentioned it, yes, indeed they do. As a matter of fact, that is the most perfect description of this man, one that nobody could have come up with, but which is exact enough for anyone to pick him out of a crowd. The more exact, the better.

And after this pause they'll just give up and groan "ugh, fine. I'll go get the harnesses."

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Shut up m'dudes, it's a national holiday

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there's a lot to hate but i think my least favourite thing about AI generated images is that now every time i see a really cool artwork on the internet, instead of childlike wonder i experience suspicion

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#im covering your house in plastic babies #good luck finding them all

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The remake reboot prequel sequel industrial complex is killing me but the good thing is I don't have to watch any of that. I can just think "that sounds boring or otherwise doesn't interest me in any way" and do something other than watch it