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It’s 9AM. I’ve had 5 hours of sleep, so I feel okay in doing this.

I’m abandoning this blog. For the sake of my own mental health, I’m pretty sure I will explode.

I’m not deleting it, mainly because it’s years worth of stuff. Maybe one day I’ll have to bring it up again, but today’s not that day.

I’ll see y’all on the other side.

- Alistair

#see you space cowboy #the witch wheezes

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Woke up with way too many emotions, and ultimately don’t want to deal with them.

#the blues saga #the witch wheezes

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I don’t have Twitter anymore (for mental health reasons) but I have a notes app that is formatted to be like Twitter

#it’s really important that y’all know this #random things #the witch wheezes

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Where is food?

#random things #doodle queue

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#lmao so true #dnd things #doodle queue

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#that's a mood right there #random things #doodle queue

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new beginnings

#adventure time #doodle queue

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#random things #dnd things #doodle queue

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For the past few months I’ve been working on a gothic/folk horror D&D campaign setting based on European fairy tales.

The heiress wereboar daughter of the Three Little Pigs is having an illicit affair with the nephew of the Frog Prince and I want to see how long it takes my party to realize that it’s just Miss Piggy and Kermit

#dnd things #the muppets #doodle queue

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dnd jokes that will always be funny no matter what your dm tells you

"jesus christ" "who's that"

"this is just like (tv show/movie)" "that's my favorite play"

referring to famous musicians or actors from the real world as "bards"

adding the word "fantasy" in front of modern things (i pull out my Fantasy iPhone and open Fantasy Tinder)

"how hurt are you" "on a scale of one to twenty-eight i'd say i'm at about a nine."

feel free to add more

#this will always be my favorite thing about dnd #dnd things #doodle queue

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Now where could my credit card be?

#look at him go #pokemon #zorua #doodle queue

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Approaches you. Barks. Leaves.

#that’s a mood right there #pokemon #riolu #doodle queue

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Lyranel 🌸

#ohhhh she’s so pretty!!!! #dnd things #doodle queue

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a story told in two pictures

#pokemon #doodle queue

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Congrats?

#pokemon #doodle queue

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#pokemon #snorlax #doodle queue

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sirfetch'd! ✨

#pokemon #sirfetch'd #doodle queue