staggeringsmite

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even when i am not posting, know that horrible sentences are raging within me

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[ID: an illustration in greyscale of 5 wolves and 3 crows cuddling around a floating plume of fire. The background is snowy with mountains and a starry sky. Text at the top reads “we do not need to be cool, the world is cold enough.” End.]

Maybe might color this eventually, but I like how it is now enough to share.

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Don’t open a bottle of champagne around me unless you want a tiny chair for your joint or other tiny objects.

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the thing about the three musketeers (book) is that there are three musketeers (guys) and also a fourth dude who's always hanging out with them and is part of the friend group. yet he is not one of the three musketeers

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*touching the hair of a naturally blond man* stop it. for me

#why as a man. are you blonde

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sunny today so now I am on a walk. anybody ever notice there's stuff outside of the house? like trees and birds and even other houses.. wild

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sometimes u will be the only person fagging it up. sometimes it'll be hard. but u gotta do it. u gotta show all the fags that fagging it up is the way. u must strive to fag it as much as possible. u have a limited time. fag it up and dyke it out

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whenever I think I'm not a good person I remember that 14 year old me could have turned evil but she chose peace instead

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why don't you do arts and crafts for 5 hours and then you'll calm down

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every day I wake up, be bisexual, be horny, be sleepy, stay up late, go back to sleep

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i love when a man looks a little dead in the eyes

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i think it is important to recognize the ways in which your favorite thing sucks. i think it keeps u normal

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I think the most fun part of monsters inc is boo calling sulley “kitty” and mike wazowski by full government name

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the jerk store called. and they said. sorry wrong number. i love you

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We should stop romanticizing Britain and Japan and start being fucking obsessed with Philadelphia