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frog chair

#frogs #animals

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Your daily dose of cat memes

#yes

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#animals

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All dogs should come with a soundtrack

#pup

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I think movies need more sex and i also think that actors need to be uglier and less in shape

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its so brave that you have such a 2012-coded url in this 2024 world

would you call a bear brave for standing in a new construction suburb or would you recognize the unfamiliar world they built around him

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I just love sleep so much ……. like u just close ur eyes and ur gone bitch ………… brain logged the fuck off ……… powerful

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randomly remembering the time in 2012 when everyone kept saying the world was going to end at midday that day and like, i didnt really believe it, but i didnt want to be a complete fool if i was wrong, so i excused myself from class to go sit the field and perfectly timed the beat drop to a skrillex song just in case something happened. and im just. retroactively amused by the idea of ushering in the appocalypse with skrillex. most 2012 thing you could possibly do.

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god if there was a book of forbidden spells I wouldn’t even hesitate

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"why did you follow prev" because we're bound in blood for the next eight hundred years. next question

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if you like penis coladas.. and getting shot in the brain!

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#art

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#animals

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I’m so emotional about dinosaur stuffed animals,,, there are these creatures, extinct long before any of us were alive, but we found their bones and their eggs and their footprints. And we made drawings and models of what they could’ve looked like. And we made them into stuffed animals so we could hold them. We made them soft so we could love them. I’m sobbing

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my first favorite hobby is yapping. second is being extremely quiet and not talking ever at all ever.

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I gotta piss hard. See you in a sec