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“snufkin is the new onceler” literally nothing will be the new onceler. onceler fandom was on a level no one today can comprehend. “ohhh [new thing] is onceler all over again” shut up and learn the ancient history before spouting these foolish words

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My dream right now is to keep my family together and my wife out of jail. And take apart this hammer-knife I made to kill the undead, and use the hammer portion to build bookshelves. Then, when my workday is done, the knife to cut brie and, perhaps, an apple.

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if no one else will appreciate this show I WILL

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we are gonna get that listing. judy hambolt and i go way back.

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i am!!! a liar!!!!!!!!! i am lying to my boyfriend about being happy with his decisions and trying desperately to make him see it without hurting his feelings!!! and yet!!

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me? sad all the time

u? vaguely okay

me? constantly anxious

u? living life to normal standards

me? cripplingly depressed

u? doin alright

so why am i better????? cuz im gay

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Medusa but instead of snakes her hair is made of these guys

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appreciation post for these random fishermen in Moana

cute

perfectly convey the EXACT emotion you feel when two people you know well but don’t know “well” get into a family argument in front of you

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transparent possums :-)

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do magical kids get yearbooks??? this was such a great excuse to draw 16 portraits

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on the scale from griffin mcelroy to john mulaney, brian david gilbert is smack dab in the middle. shane madej is also in the middle but from the other direction

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regularly scheduled Please Play To The Moon/Finding Paradise post

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me n the girls walkin into target headed straight to the clearance bread rack

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witches and cowboys are the same entity but just separated at night and day.

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The Jungle Book by reimena

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lgbt ppl force their lifestyle on ppl? Try telling a straight woman at a hair salon you, a woman, want a buzzcut

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