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#i mean i do accidentally fall into marriages with fire emblem so it checks out #...with redheads. who annoy me. and are hard to get to know on a deeper level. #do i. do i have a type? do i have a fucking type?? #oh god i have a type don't i

characters i have had to turn my 3ds off to prevent an accidental marriage in fe awakening / fates:

gaius

gerome

gangrel

saizo (x3)

subaki

characters i have purposefully s-ranked in fe awakening / fates:

henry

lon'qu

frederick

gangrel

izana

niles

odin

...should i play fates again to let saizo finish a proposal for once

#shout out to gangrel for beating the odds #but what the fuck is happening with saizo. why do i keep doing this to him

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alright what do we call my emotional support team of keychains

i cannot fucking believe he came home on the last orb

do we think if i scrounge up enough orbs i could make sylvain a similar offer to what brought malleus home last time

#vincent plays feh #quick quesntion. is this just self shipping with extra steps? platonically #like is that what i'm doing #i mean i do accidentally fall into marriages with fire emblem so it checks out #...with redheads. who annoy me. and are hard to get to know on a deeper level. #do i. do i have a type? do i have a fucking type?? #oh god i have a type don't i

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okay. we're gonna do this one more time. i have 20 orbs.

@ sylvain

june has a day that i will absolutely need emotional support. i am fully willing to add you to my (currently very small) collection of emotional support keychains. i will buy one and put it on one of my canes specifically for this purpose. please.

do we think if i scrounge up enough orbs i could make sylvain a similar offer to what brought malleus home last time

#vincent plays feh #under the cut for being vaguely personal

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do we think if i scrounge up enough orbs i could make sylvain a similar offer to what brought malleus home last time

#i have. an idea #but again it's not really a bargain at this point #if i had feh pass he would have been mine so many summons ago #idk maybe sylvain is more interested in being an emotional support bunny boy than anything else #i could get a sylvain keychain or a button or something #i have three canes without keychains so we've got options #or he could go on a bag #or a jacket. whatever works

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i am out of orbs. got chloé twice, mirabilis four times. never saw framme or sylvain.

i will never be this lucky again. i did not want any of you

my usual go-to for bargaining is smut but that feels ineffective for sylvain. uhhh. let's see

@ sylvain if you come home i'll start making fire emblem icons again and you can be the blog's icon. is that... good? i'm running out of things to bargain

#vincent plays feh #feels a little cruel #also at least four other non-banner 5☆ heroes #maybe a fifth but at this point i do not remember #i am just. amazed.

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i'm running out of orbs. last offer.

@ sylvain if getting fucked once isn't enough, we can have a whole bunny boy orgy if that sounds better. does that work? is that better?

listen. i'm willing to spend so much time on this. please.

i will never be this lucky again. i did not want any of you

my usual go-to for bargaining is smut but that feels ineffective for sylvain. uhhh. let's see

@ sylvain if you come home i'll start making fire emblem icons again and you can be the blog's icon. is that... good? i'm running out of things to bargain

#vincent plays feh #it's not even a bargain at this point i just want to complete the bunny boy collection

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alright i was trying to be considerate but fine @ sylvain if you come home you can get absolutely fucked stupid how's that sound

i will never be this lucky again. i did not want any of you

my usual go-to for bargaining is smut but that feels ineffective for sylvain. uhhh. let's see

@ sylvain if you come home i'll start making fire emblem icons again and you can be the blog's icon. is that... good? i'm running out of things to bargain

#vincent plays feh

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i will never be this lucky again. i did not want any of you

my usual go-to for bargaining is smut but that feels ineffective for sylvain. uhhh. let's see

@ sylvain if you come home i'll start making fire emblem icons again and you can be the blog's icon. is that... good? i'm running out of things to bargain

#vincent plays feh #i'm trying to complete a bunny boy collection and he is making it so very difficult

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it's 6:23am. i'm about to start taking notes on the physiology of a cartoon ghost. this will consume my free time for the foreseeable future.

#cartoon logic is not enough i have to know how it works

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oh i've had a terrible thought

nothing i write is breaking me out of whatever pretentious internal conflict i have with the housefucking fic and i'm getting exhausted

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nothing i write is breaking me out of whatever pretentious internal conflict i have with the housefucking fic and i'm getting exhausted

#i did manage to actually finish devour and post it so. thanks trey and rook #but. still #i don't know it's a whole thing #i think i'm just taking myself too seriously which is only making it less fun and more stressful #what can i write just for fun. for me #i'll figure it out. probably

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sudden realization that it should be no surprise i am attached to ramshackle when my favorite scooby doo movie is, in fact, scooby doo meets the boo brothers

does this look familiar

#old houses with character and life despite being on the verge of death and non-living #also ghosts are there #guy with his animal best friend friend who can talk #scrappy's also there but trios are a theme we could tack onto this list anyway #someone else using the main character to do the hard work. money motivations #a sense of being somewhere you do not belong yet being at home all the same #i'm reading too much into a made for tv movie with ghost stooges and scrappy doo

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i guess i get one reblog per day

#why is it broken. what did i do #my queue is fucking gone #reblogs just. vanish #or crash the app completely #god. why #i can reblog myself though

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wrote two thousand words in a haze and monster malleus hasn't even shown up yet

nsf workplace text under cut (nothing explicit)

me @ myself: work on the housefucking fic. where is it

myself @ me: write a different, elaborate au for the sole purpose of describing a fucked out monster malleus instead

#i got carried away describing a car ride of all things #and a letter. and the yard #i genuinely do not want this to go too long given that i'm still fighting with the housefucking fic every single day #but the idea is fleshing itself out now that i have someone to facilitate it #everyone give it up for cater who has been wrangled into a situation he is very unprepared for #it'll be fun. i think

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i know who has to fuck the monster

nsf workplace text under cut (nothing explicit)

me @ myself: work on the housefucking fic. where is it

myself @ me: write a different, elaborate au for the sole purpose of describing a fucked out monster malleus instead

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nsf workplace text under cut (nothing explicit)

me @ myself: work on the housefucking fic. where is it

myself @ me: write a different, elaborate au for the sole purpose of describing a fucked out monster malleus instead

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i'd make a poll to see who earns the honor of being the one to lovingly take apart a one-off monster malleus, but i think there would be two votes at most

nsf workplace text under cut (nothing explicit)

me @ myself: work on the housefucking fic. where is it

myself @ me: write a different, elaborate au for the sole purpose of describing a fucked out monster malleus instead

#beloved mutuals. would you even agree #the few ships i am coming around to are. unconventional #one would be spared on the grounds of i cannot write the character in question to save my life #and also he would be smart enough not to get himself into a situation in which a monster has become enamored with him #anyway. other than that i just enjoy that rook is a menace on purpose #blond first week of december sagittarius solidarity. or something #...but i did just write for rook. and i have exhausted my excuse of avoiding his dialogue. #writing tip: if you don't want to make rook talk then you can occupy his mouth #i'm good at purple prose and floral dialogue but alas i speak no french #anyway. other than rook... i don't really have an opinion on leona. it's fun that they hate each other. #but he doesn't work for the scene i have in mind. a little too harsh. this does not call for claws. #trey is off the table even if he suits the role a little more because i also just wrote him and he would not participate anyway #he would leave. he would walk out of this encounter. i respect this. i could never #no one fits the scene perfectly which is. annoying #i need someone relatively removed from the public eye but also not very harsh in presence but also #they have to top the monster. they have to dom the monster. the monster is pathetic and enamored and needs a guiding hand #so we run out of options a little too quickly #“vincent you already had this issue and fixed it by letting the reader fuck him” what if i don't want to do that again #what if that wasn't using the reader to fill an empty character but rather a self-insert #because i could not fathom putting anyone through the ordeal of fucking a character i found deeply annoying and horrifically bland #i cannot stress how little i cared for malleus prior to the fae deal in question #...and for months afterward #anyway. who the fuck is gonna ruin the monster because oh my god someone has to #rollo can't do it because he'd be so terrible at it that the scene would fall apart #vil is too fucking famous god why does he have to be famous be could have been perfect #something something blessed by a fae on two accounts #seriously. what the fuck is that about. excuse me #i know neither is really for vil's sake but it keeps happening to vil specifically #in an ideal world we would continue the pattern and have an interrupted / recovered but altered blessing to round out another reference #anyway. i'll figure it out