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this is old news but this is the funniest fuck ing thing ive seen in we eks
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Listen to this聽
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*forgets what im talking about halfway through a sentence*
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john travolta is what an alien thinks an attractive person is supposed to look like
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Y'know what I really fuckin hate?
Tiny houses.
Not the concept, the notion, the Platonic ideal of a low-cost low-impact high-efficiency dwelling. That鈥檚 great. That鈥檚 awesome.
What really imagines my dragons is that in practice about 9 times out of 10 tiny house communities are just a way for rich hipsters to finally fulfil their greatest fantasy:
They found a way to fucking gentrify the trailer park
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thinking about time when robert pattinson went on a date with his stalker and ended up driving her away by complaining entire night. literal legend
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okay this is one of the greatest plot twists of american cinema聽
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Humanity lived through serious plagues, great fires, world wars and all, this mofo-19 wont bring us down, for real.
Of course it won鈥檛. But we need to minimize the damage.
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mom: where are you going its almost midnight
me: out
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haters will hear me scuttling inside their walls
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