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Hi I'm Vince, I'm 29, I'm a Scorpio, I'm a pacifist, and my religious views would be described as Apatheistic. Apparently I've come from an alternate timeline. I appreciate open and respectful conversation. This blog is my only blog and it's based nearly entirely on humor. I do not attempt to profit off of my followers (except donations via paypal and clicks on the single banner ad on the top of my page, both are optional and non-intrusive ways to offer me support if you enjoy my blog or just me as a person). This means this blog does not reblog, promote, or otherwise advertise any products or people. Ask me thingsMy Face Sign My Blog!!
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theyre cute as a couple but the follower gap between them is a little ..... uncomfortable??
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the sigh of relief i let out after clicking on the last block of spoiler text
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“Lord Byron gets up at two. I get up, quite contrary to my usual custom … at 12. After breakfast we sit talking till six. From six to eight we gallop through the pine forest which divide Ravenna from the sea; we then come home and dine, and sit up gossiping till six in the morning. I don’t suppose this will kill me in a week or fortnight, but I shall not try it longer. Lord B.’s establishment consists, besides servants, of ten horses, eight enormous dogs, three monkeys, five cats, an eagle, a crow, and a falcon; and all these, except the horses, walk about the house, which every now and then resounds with their unarbitrated quarrels, as if they were the masters of it… . [P.S.] I find that my enumeration of the animals in this Circean Palace was defective … . I have just met on the grand staircase five peacocks, two guinea hens, and an Egyptian crane. I wonder who all these animals were before they were changed into these shapes.”
— Percy Bysshe Shelley on the lifestyle of Lord Byron (via timemarauder)
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i think it’s funny when someone acts really angry about something you say online. could be whatever. and you check their profile and go. oh wait. you’re literally 14. nevermind. talking about this with you is like 100% useless. and they go “my age has nothing to do with this” like actually your age has everything to do with this. when you are 14 literally everything is influenced by how fucking 14 years old you are.
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