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Home alone. Candles lit. Bed cosy. Netflix on. Lying down. Drinking tea. Violently choking.

#my mum was right #dont drink lying down #mmmm death #quite poetic if this is how i die really

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nice clothes they would look better on my bedroom floor. with you still in them. on my floor. lets lay on the floor together and stare at the ceiling together Do you want to hear about my current fixation

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Expectation vs. reality of having a second cup of coffee:

Expectation: may finally get some energy and improve focus

Reality: still tired, palpitations, increased anxiety, need to pee, may shit myself at any given moment

#wish me luck for my driving lesson #or maybe wish my instructor luck #the situation has not improved

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me? flirt? haha, no. i'll just be silly and weird until you fall in love with me lol

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Nap dates? Nap dates anyone? I promise we can fuck between naps.

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which is definitely not an omen

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going into hysterics hbu

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The stages of me getting over excited about booking a new tattoo but they get progressively worse

#theres not even a single joke here #im D E S P E R A T E #give me the tattoo #artist: that will probably be around £350 for that piece #me: I'll do murder for you #tattoos

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So that’s how my morning is going.

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When you go to take a sip of coffee but you already drank it all and it's 4:50am and you need to go to work but you really needed that one sip of coffee to function

#h e l p #i dont want to go #please dont make me #i need more coffee

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𝖠𝗋𝗍 𝖻𝗒 𝖠𝗇𝗇𝖺-𝖫𝖺𝗎𝗋𝖺 𝖲𝗎𝗅𝗅𝗂𝗏𝖺𝗇 | 𝖨𝖦: 𝖺𝗇𝗇𝖺𝗅𝖺𝗎𝗋𝖺_𝖺𝗋𝗍

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Me: *stands up too fast* oh oop, I got up to quick *pauses*

Body: everything's fine

Me: oh okay, think I got away with that one

*halfway up the stairs*

Body: prepare to die *static brain and darkness*

#what was with the delayed response #false sense of security #thanks for that #are body and brain in communication or...??

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Phil Lester? OH! You mean Dan Howell's live in photographer?