spraklecat

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”uwu u are so luved and bootiful”

“uwu u are so punchable and ur arbitary ID number is so numerically pleasing”

enough of these horseshit metrics. I just want to feel useful and have actual guidance and aspirations

#I actively don’t want the blackmail of love #and think “objective beauty” is for morons brainwashed by the media

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I’m so cringe I’ve become cringe hipster. I’m laughably pretentious about what is actually truly weird or shameful vs actually popular and not truly weird.

I think the real shame of cringe culture is scaring a lot of the groups that are actually weird enough for me into hiding. There’s at least one circle I’ve seen it happen to. It feels like most of the “weird” people now are just into slightly niche/“online” media that’s actually very popular

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I’d kill to trade brains with a workaholic type. I don’t care about dying in middle age, I’d rather be a lion for a day than a jackal for a hundred years. You can be the human blobfish who does great under pressure but turns into worthless lazy goop without it and no ~concentration~ drugs will do shit for you. You’ll just languish just externally function enough to get by in suburban purgatory but never be good enough to escape it. Like the plant I gave my parents that constantly grows new leaves that wither instantly but it never fully dies.

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#impressive oak pollen resemblance #Especially for being made of crap

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if we’re just going to keep walling up people into being digital ghosts we should stop encouraging people to “come out of their shells” and start cramming them as hard into those shells as possible. God I miss being happy being solitary. I was all set up to be a hermit outsider artist. But instead I’m stuck in the middle being too mediocre to escape suburban hell but too restless and novelty-seeking to tolerate it.

#alternatively i just wish adderall worked consistantly #the days were it made me a robot were so treasured #Society wants a robot and god i wish i could be one again

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need to fall down this rabbit hole immediately.

#tbh zombie satellite not creepy at all #time for the janky jazz sequel to Telstar to bring instrumentals back to the charts

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of these foods that I consider classic, cliche autism "safe" foods, which one do you not like?

#The irony in that I’m actively repulsed by the smell/texture of half of these #oatmeal and mac and cheese i can’t stand texture wise #i hate the smell of all meat cooking except chicken #eggs can win because i don’t like the smell or texture and at least like uncooked oats in things #i’m the inverse of the picky eater stereotype in that uncooked fruit/veg IS the safest option for me usuallu

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Most oddly named town in each US state.

#hecktown and virginville are just two more laughable PA town names

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new game: punk name vs cat name

#brought to you by my coworker’s cat Missile Launcher

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love potions may be common in fantasy but imagine how much more useful anti-love potions would be. Cure for inceldom. Easily someone to put down their hideously suffering dog or cat. Preserve friendships from the threat of romance.

#fortunately i’m basically love free to begin with #which i’m increasingly grateful for

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#holy shit a wild actually good life hack

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i don't know what aphobe needs to hear this but... no one is forcing you to use the split-attraction model.

the split-attraction model is nothing but a tool. it's a way for some people to better explain their attraction. if you don't like/want/need it, then great! just don't use it.

for a lot of aspec people, though, it can help describe complicated feelings around attraction considering how much of society is amatonormative/allonormative.

(oh, and btw... aro/ace people are not the only people who can use the split-attraction model! anyone can use it!)

#lol they can pull it from my cold dead hands #The fact that I fundamentally hate romance and want no part of anything in it #but just don’t fuck because I hate physical touch is a VERY important distinction #“Love is for suckers” “so ur ace?” that is not what that word means buddy but i just avoid sexuality labels #Orientation is just stupid to define someone by if it’s purely theoretical. “Touch averse” is infinitely more useful

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honestly a shame that people with my interests online that otherwise seem interesting turn out to be fart huffers, but maybe it’s for the best I have growing reasons to leave

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meds have been so sparingly effective that I find myself feeling downright murderous towards anyone they seem to actually help consistantly. it’s a terrible weird split feeling between wanting to destroy them out of envy or myself out of hatred for being worthless

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my takeaway from Inside Mari so far is that if I got body swapped I’d claim I hit my head really hard and lost most of my memory and became an asocial asshole. Also involuntarily brought back memories of why I became so socially withdrawn in high school, absolute war on two fronts there with a friend group embroiled in impenetrable yet boring relationship drama AND an overly obsessive, controlling friend that she doesn’t even like much. Dealt with both irl and ugh now I remember how I became terminally online, being able to log off and do what I want and just talk to people I want to

#for all the things that have gotten worse at least my tolerance for controlling hangers on PLUMMETED during covid #hate that i can’t be as indiscriminantly friendly with guys anymore but too many have turned on me and tried to be romo #ew no i won’t let anyone jail me like that and can’t even pretend to love you even if we are really good niche friends

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going to college for the social aspects and ~trying and learning new things~ might be an even more laughable prospect to me than watching porn for the plot. I cannot think of a single place where I became more stagnant and isolated than there and that was pre-covid. If it wasn’t damn near free I’d riot, that shit was NOT worth thousands of dollars

#90% of the profs were SO BAD #just fuckint powerpoint readers there for research #never fit in in clubs or found things i was into and had to give up the hobbies I actually did care about

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reading the original Orange is the New Black book and honestly I 100% get why she finds prison weirdly bearable, the alien part is all the social stuff before where you can actually find interesting well-adjusted people irl and live in these desirable cities with jobs that don’t pay massive bucks.

that being said a part of my heart aches that we could fix SO many people with a structured computer-free environment like that where you get bored into finding reading, working out, and training for kind of menial jobs a blessing. The media needs to stop fucking bawwwing over muh terminally online directionless youth, something that like could ACTUALLY help me and the mountains of people with similar issues vs meaningless talk or heavy forbid being chucked in some institution to be drugged and useless. I completely get why a lot of people enjoy it more than they should, other than the disgusting food situation and having job opportunities totally torpedoed, I couldn’t stop thinking about how much happier I would be there than here

#I’ve taken to flipping the bird at an d cursing dumbass “mental health awareness” shit that won’t fix real issues #there’s a huge class of people who’d benefit from if there was a military-like environment that wasn’t shooting kids in other countries #hell if i wasn’t terrified of fire a guy’s description of a wildlands firefighting program made it sound so good #anyways i don’t feel sorry when society boohoos at people going fuck you i quit to the world when it completely fails everyone who needs #structure to be functional