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if you chose omegaverse then unfollow me immediately. death penalty.

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double date

“Heh, yeah I hate that part of the movie too! It didn’t even make any sense like… what was it,  aliens or something? Cmon!”

“Yeah, hey bud can we have a quick sidebar?”

*they go to the bathroom*

“Dude what the fuck. When I said bring your friend I meant Stacy.” 

“Oh! Yeah that makes sense.”

“So why the fuck did you bring Cecil, the little green frog that drinks red wine?”

“Yeah I was wondering the same thing man because Cecil’s a dick and I didn’t know why you wanted to hang out with him”

“I just said I didn’t”

“Yeah that makes sense”

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So we all know that Tumblr is US-centric. But to what degree? (and can we skew the results of this poll by posting it at a time where they should be asleep?)

Reblog to increase sample size!

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YESS!!! GROW AND MATURE!!! HELL YEAH!!!!!!!

False allegations don't make me panic anymore. There was a period where I was so mentally ill that you could make me believe anything about myself if you acted sufficiently like I was "in trouble", but that period has passed. You just had the advantage when my brain hadn't yet been allowed to develop beyond age 9.

#extremely happy for her #the doggy is no longer in the cage

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i know i'm doing something good by speaking frankly and cogently about the embarrassing parts of me, i see your messages. thank you.

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Dogboy tops breed me challenge

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the idea that restrooms, locker rooms, etc need to be single-sex spaces in order for women to be safe is patriarchy's way of signalling to men & boys that society doesn't expect them to behave themselves around women. it is directly antifeminist. it would be antifeminist even if trans people did not exist. a feminist society would demand that women should be safe in all spaces even when there are men there.

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once you hit adulthood a day will come when you’re suddenly like VEGETABLES 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 and it never goes away

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Ohhh my God, the current VA for Foghorn Leghorn actually dubbed it.

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i love u unconventional ways of showing affection

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normalize saying "okay💖 yay💖" while masc