I think that vampires would do those horrific, face-stretching yawns that cats do
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Raf Simons: Kissing Skeletons Drop Earrings Autumn/Winter 2022-2023
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“Sirène”/ “Mermaid”.1926.
Oil on Canvas.
55 x 46.5 cm.
Art by Gaston Hoffmann.(1883- ?).
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we need more vampire stuff that’s set really really far north on the planet. the potential… we don’t have any sunlight for a couple of months every year so they would literally be able to walk around during the day and no one would know…
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“I was benevolent and good, misery made me a fiend. Make me happy, and I shall again be virtuous.”
Imagining what it must have been like for the creature to behold his reflection for the first time. How long did he spend staring in to the water, tracing the lines of his stitches?
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Theyre called draculas because they drank u. La
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“Accursed creator! Why did you form a monster so hideous that even you turned from me in disgust?”
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Imagine if you had a neighbour who keeps performing songs from Phantom of the Opera in his apartment every night, by himself but accompanied by a parrot, which he has taught to sing Christine's part. Admittedly it's kind of obnoxious but you are far too baffled to even be properly annoyed. And also you don't want to confront someone with that kind of power and determination. So every once in a while you just hear this guy dramatically bellow
"SING FOR ME!"
[ASTONISHINGLY HIGH-PITCHED PARROT SHRIEK]
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the boop o meter will disappear by tomorrow but I really think they should make it permanent.
except it should be a bite counter.
let me sink my teeth into my friends and enemies alike.
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Breakup sex with my vampire girlfriend call that the last nail in the coffin
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So when Jesus rises from his grave everyone rejoices and it becomes a holiday but when I, Count Dracula-
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some bloody embroidery)
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dream job is to be that one rotted hand that bursts out of the grave to snatch some stupid idiot by the ankles and pull them under the earth
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my toxic trait is thinking i could survive the byron-shelley friend group however. i think it would be much simpler than whatever i have been doing for the last 5 years
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