Your parents told you to go to bed early when you were young not because you were tired, because they were tired of you.
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The dumbest thing we all did as a kid was wish we were an adult
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People are only going to start caring about pollution when it affects them directly. Companies can post all the ads they want, but unless someone is directly affected, odds are they will just keep doing what they’re doing.
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Worms in apples has been less of a problem than what we expected as kids.
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Finally
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just throw them away then! why is people hoarding stuff that no one wants better. it all has to go somewhere when you die anyway
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I fucking love these things
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Why must I “make a hypothesis” and “have a real research question?” Is it not enough to be sexy and collect random data until I stumble across a discovery?
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For evil to succeed it is only necessary that good men do nothing
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Cute music terms to name your children:
Viola
Harmony
Melody
Cadence
Carol
Hymn
Celeste
Clef
Agitato
Oboe Player
F Sharp
♮
Barbaro
Plagal
Smorzando
ii♭ 6-4
Canon in inversion and augmentation
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Urban Weed Awards Crown Unwanted Plants with Superlatives
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