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I call upon the fan fic writing gods to bless you with the perseverance to finish one of your unfinished drafts. 

May your fingers dance along the letters upon your device with ease, may the devil of distraction stay far from you, and may your work not need much editing.

I pass this blessing upon every fan fic writer out there.

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requested by sylergravestone

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In todays recent events, were completely offline at work, leaving me to be the only one here at the office while others work remotely. I’m here to let our policyholders know what’s going on and call my coworkers if they need to make payments. Since I have no access to my computer or work phone I’ve been making origami to pass time. Here’s some shitty creations (don’t let me lie to you these are all my children, pls don’t bully them. )

#work flow #we dead up in this bitch #honestly I’m so board #there’s nothing to do #people keep yelling at me #like it’s my fault my wifi is down #please don’t blame me #I’ll cry i stg

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Enoki would like to ask a question.

By u/StruggleSnuggled

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A Wedding To Remember And A Proposal To Come

Bradley Bradshaw x fem!reader 3k words 

summary: You’re Penny’s maid of honour. Bradley is Mav’s best man. And after planning this perfect wedding, you’re thinking about your future with him. 

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You had spent the last two months dedicating every minute of your free time - after work, five minutes before work, 2am when you’d been supposed to be sleeping but there’s only one catalogue left and just go back to bed if you’re tired, Bradley - to this very moment. Standing next to Penny in her stunning white dress, watching Maverick in his tux smiling the broadest smile you’d ever seen, listening to the officiant say those magical words: “You may now kiss the bride.” 

And hell, if it hadn’t been worth it. 

Keep reading

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Whoop im not dead (despite my name)

But like why is this so accurate 😂😂

Bradley “17 in 1 body wash, shampoo, dish soap, car wax, toothpaste, eye drops-” Bradshaw.

And

Jake “17 step skincare routine.” Seresin.

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I forgot this was a thing

TIME FOR MY PAST MIDNIGHT FRANTICALLY TYPED AU POST THAT MIGHT END UP BEING TOO LONG…

TINDER AU…

AND LISTEN STAY WITH ME HERE.

- zuko and sokka best friends since high school now in their mid twenties (and yes it’s been mutual pining the entire painfully long time)

- one day while bored sokka decides to make a tinder and it’s just a joke…but he’s definitely not telling zuko about it…

- after about a week of using the app tho sokka swipes onto a profile that makes him drop his phone

- it’s jet

- JK it’s zuko and sokka is definitely not shaking when he picks his phone up off the ground wtf are you talking about

- after staring at zukos selfie sokka starts looking through his photos and they are literally all with or taken by sokka which doesn’t make him smile …

- now sokka knows there are two things he can do right now…swipe left…or swipe right and make fun of zuko for being on tinder lmao what idiot uses tinder

- he knows zuko is in his room right now (ohmygod they were roommates…) if they match he can go laugh in his idiot best friends face

- never one to miss a chance to make fun of zuko he swipes right

- it’s a match!

- now pause a moment bc we all know zuko is mr takes everything very seriously so let’s think about what could happen here. he could be annoyed at sokka for actually swiping right bc this was HIS joke. or…

- Message from Zuko: ohmygod wow sokka i had no idea you felt the same way ive been wanting to tell you for so long are you home right now

- queue sokka FREAKING OUT

- HOW DID HE END UP HERE…

- and now queue zuko knocking on sokkas door

- and stunned sokka (he looks like this —>😳) opening the door

- zuko holds up his phone with his unanswered message on the screen “can we talk about this”

- sokka brain malfunctioning says “what kind of idiot uses tinder”

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The idea that I’m actually twenty four is so weird. Who let me become an adult?

P.s. if you wanna purchase the birthday girl a drink, feel free, $jns0998

#birthday girl #twenty four #who let me be an adult

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THIS DOES THINGS TO ME

BRB AS I LISTEN TO THIS ON REPEAT HELLO????

AL RUDDY YOU DO THINGS TO ME HOLY FUCCCCKKK.

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Noooo don't get a tattoo it's so permanent blah blah blah my tattoo is whatever I want it to be and today it's an octopus

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THIS SCENE MAKES ME CACKLE

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Guy came up to me and yelled so loudly that it made me jump. All caps isn't enough I need wordart to describe how loud he was. This was not "I can't tell I'm being loud" this was "In another life I was the town crier" loud. Hear ye hear ye loud. He was friendly, but holy crap

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Honestly

I am not at all sorry for the person I’ve become since watching Top Gun Maverick

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Stop making me cry, I bet of you

like father, like son

#bradley rooster bradshaw #nick goose bradshaw #like father like son #i’m not okay #this is so good #top gun: maverick

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This man could destroy me

in need of more Glen Powell as Jake “Hangman” Seresin photoshoots especially in those aviator sherling bomber jackets and with his dog tags. cr. Ian Spanier Photography