TWEEK: Shut up SHUT UP I’m not TALKING to you right now!!!
TWEEK: C-Craig…
TWEEK: I… I want to tell you something.
TWEEK: And I’ve been wanting to tell you all day.
TWEEK: And… and I almost did, earlier, but then fucking CLYDE had to go and FUCK SHIT UP–
TWEEK: BUT…
TWEEK: But… I’m not… I’m not really mad about that anymore.
TWEEK: Not after everything else that’s happened today.
CRAIG: Babe we already discussed this over text, remember?
CRAIG: Everything’s fine.
TWEEK: No, Craig, everything is not fine.
TWEEK: I’ve had a really, really bad day.
TWEEK: Everything has sucked ass.
CRAIG: …You didn’t have fun on our date?
TWEEK: N-No! I did!!!
TWEEK: But everything since then has gone to shit, and I can’t find myself feeling anything but… pent up anger!
TWEEK: I’m mad at everything stopping me from expressing how I feel!
TWEEK: I’m mad that today wasn’t perfect!
TWEEK: I’m mad that nothing went as planned!
CRAIG: Dude, what are you talking about?
TWEEK: I’m so, so so so sorry, Craig.
TWEEK: I’ve been doing a lot of thinking.
TWEEK: And I don’t know if you feel the same way as me or not.
TWEEK: But.
TWEEK: But uh.
TWEEK: I
TWEEK: hh hh
TWEEK: Okay I’m sorry but I’ve wanted to do this like, all day, and I know this is probably the worst place in the world for this and it’ll probably suck I mean I’ve never even DONE this before and I’m sure you have oh god oH go D–
Smornch!
CRAIG: H
TWEEK: …
TWEEK: Oh, wow.
TWEEK: Wow!
TWEEK: Oh my God I feel so much better!
TWEEK: That was so easy!
TWEEK: Why did I wait this long???
TWEEK: I can’t believe Cartman was actually right about something for once, holy cow!
MYSTERION: Alright buddy we’ve all had our first gay kiss.