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andrew garfield!peter parker got home and immediately started building a device for inter dimensional travel bc like. what if his new best friend and hype man (tobey maguire peter parker) needs his back cracked. what then

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me: I am relatively young, i think

my joints any time i move:

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pls reblog with how often you change your phone wallpaper and what it is currently

#it's been the same sunflower field for 5 years now #which means that I haven't changed it since I got my phone

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me, a legal adult: when i grow up,

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since most people who can wear them are (correctly) continuing to wear masks even when it's not mandatory i feel like we should start getting more creative with it. like where can i get a venetian carnival mask or something that lets me practice safe social distancing and avoid facial recognition software in style

#so let me tell you #I live 20min from Venice #and every time I'm in Venice I want to get the plague doctor mask soo bad #and my friends have to drag me away from the tourist shops selling them #i just think they're neat #:(

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spotify users!!! tell me the fourth song in your second daily mix playlist... mine is bbyong by saturday hehehe

#no - little mix

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Best part of Agent Carter

Realizing this guy

is going to help raise this guy

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Twelve year old alex caressing the hair of the prince henry poster in his sister’s magazine:

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Alex: What do you want?

Henry: I want you—

Alex: Then fucking have me.

Me:

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Henry: I will flirt with you and suggest that you don’t actually hate me ;)

Henry: I will hang out with u in my pajamas when ur over at my place

Henry: Now I will send u dorky jokes about movies we like

Henry: And pics of my pets

Henry: And talk to u on the phone about ur family issues

Henry: And kiss you

Henry: And have sex with you

Henry: Multiple times :)

Henry: And fall asleep with you

Henry: And write u love letters

Henry: Actually, TWELVE love letters—No, make that THIRTY

Henry: And make sure to check on you when you’re going through a rough time

Henry: And meet ur dad

Alex: I love y-

Henry:

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I was just minding my own business when I thought about the conversation between Pez and Henry in the New Year's Eve

Henry: Pez we need to leave now

Pez: I don't want to leave now, you go to the hotel or something

Henry: Pez, we need to leave the country n o w

Pez: Henry, we don't need to leave, it's not like you kissed the first son

Henry:

Pez:

Henry:

Pez: YOU DID WHAT?

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My contribution

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alex hate-reading henry's fact sheet like:

"it may be filled with things I already know, ok, totally fair, but it's only because he's basically everywhere. there's no way to fight it???? and maybe I know everything about his parents and siblings. what he majored in. that he plays piano. what he eats for breakfast. how many times he'll brush his teeth or use the bathroom. I could end up paying someone so I know if there's a chance he breathes more than I do, so what? he's attractive, but in a very annoying way. everyone thinks so. I didn't spend my whole life gently touching his picture from my sister's magazine. nope. I'm not obsessed like he said I am. that time I randomly brought up the fact that he should have two champagne fountains at his own wedding? definitely not planning to be the husband. I'm straight. never been straighter in my life."

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Zahra @ Alex literally anytime:

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alex during his sexuality crisis: