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Fallout players let me update my bg3 mods. I just want my durge to wear sneakers. Why are you like this. Stop. Stop, I just want sneakers hckdbfdndb

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HANNIBAL

Rôti | 1.11 (Gag Reel)

#hannigram #no chill #Ahh #Miss my mads tags #Tumblr I'd appreciate marking my own used tags #I can't rmr them by now #Fancy dancy #???? #I think so? #TUMBLR CAN YOU SHOW ME MY PREVIOUSLY USED TAGS #hannibal

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Given my past fandom loves, it should be no surprise to me that I looked at Nate and Anders interacting and went “I AM EATING THIS FOR BREAKFAST LUNCH AND DINNER BABEY” yet I am still astonished at my ability to fall so hard for a ship.

Only downside is: needs more fics.

#dragon age #fanart

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A strange alien doctor stands near the unconscious body of Padme Amidala. “It appears she has lost the will to live.” A older man with a limp hobbles closer with the aid of a cane. “That’s the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard,” says Dr. Gregory House.

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Swamp Star | Baldurs Gate 3

#bg3

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did i tell u guys i got into an argument on twitter bc i said foxes are dogs and someone tried to bring up their actual fuckin. classification or whatever and i just said “foxes are dogs cause they are fluffye” and they kept arguing with me. the entire time i was like “you will not survive the immigration to tumblr you are lucky we are not there right now”

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I haven't finished the game yet but this is what I imagine that epilogue scene looks like

#astarion #bg3

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A man who will shower you with millions of red roses. Aww, just look at this boy in love.

#Alistair #dragon age #fanart #Favorite het boy how I missed you ;;;;;;;

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plans? nay, on a wing & no prayer (inspired by @snowberry-pie’s post)

#astarion #bg3

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Sexy time at cemetery gone wrong 😆

#bg3 #astarion #fanart

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the default way for things to taste is good. we know this because "tasty" means something tastes good. conversely, from the words "smelly" and "noisy" we can conclude that the default way for things to smell and sound is bad. interestingly there are no corresponding adjectives for the senses of sight and touch. the inescapable conclusion is that the most ordinary object possible is invisible and intangible, produces a hideous cacophony, smells terrible, but tastes delicious. and yet this description matches no object or phenomenon known to science or human experience. so what the fuck

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The European mind cannot comprehend what it was like to be a person who'd only had Hershey bullshit chocolate my entire life and then have European chocolate for the very first time and it made me realize why people were acting like that in the Willy Wonka movies

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yes it may be the year of our lord 2024 but that won't stop me from making vine references

#Bg3

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hahahahaaaa get safe and cared for, idiot

#Astarion #Bg3 #fanart

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I just know fate had a giggle by making me grow up near one of the biggest cultural hub cities in the country and also the one with the worst musical theatre scene

#Our musical theatre opened a bit over 8 years ago #And as far as my memory goes they completely skipped one of the legally blond songs #And it was the character development one #I just want to go to musicals :( #I haven't seen a musical live in years :(((((

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Did we all collectively forget what caused tumblr's big decline?

the worst thing that could possibly happen to ao3 is it being put on the app store so please stop asking for it because you don't understand what would happen if that went through. ao3's whole deal is it archives EVERYTHING, while the apple app store's whole deal is keeping everything clean and safe. so if ao3 were to have an app all of the 'bad' stuff, including nsfw in general, would have to be censored at best or would be purged at worse. the google play store is more lax but who fucking knows what GOOGLE would police if they got their hands on the archive. do not ask for an app. do not use third party apps. it's on mobile browser functioning perfectly, just fucking use that before you ruin everything for everyone please.

#I mean there was the cp case #Iirc #But whole adult content ban happened because tumblr decided to overcorrect for apple store

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I gotta be real with you for a second. I didn't realise in full what people meant by ascended Astarion fangirls before coming back here. I grew up on this hellsite, I should have expected this absolute dumbassery of a circus. It's on me.

#astarion #bg3 #More media literacy less childhood vampire fantasies I'm begging #Everything makes so much more sense now #Really embarrassing of me tbh