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1bedroom/1bath’s being $1800+…… we have to start lighting landlords on fire. i’m so serious

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Shadowheart

#ON MY FUCKING KNEES

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slut era (obsessed with 1 person)

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back in the day whenever a movie needed a guy they got philip seymour hoffman. back when america was a real county.

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i do think more people should be getting laid every day though. really makes things easier

#personal

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if I were in the house I would simply leave

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#cousland are you high

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u ever get fucked so good you feel like you have to mark it in the calendar. like jesus christ

#personal

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chen chen, nature poem in ‘when i grow up i want to be a list of further possibilities’

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we need more representation in media for people who are just dogshit at improvising snappy one liners. too many characters these days can come up with the smartest funniest thing to say in any given situation with zero rehearsal or hesitation and it's just not realistic. we need more guys who say shit like "yeah, well, um, how about you, uh, suck my dick?"

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"i could fix him" please don't it took a lot of work to fuck him up this bad

#me w my dnd characters. #do NOT heal them #they are so shaped

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Twin Peaks: Fire Walk with Me, 1992 dir. David Lynch

#lost my vcard while this was playing. #insane

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“i like clingy” i will tie our souls together

#it will hurt when we are apart.

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my boyfriend being born in 2002 fucks with me. i was attending my parents wedding. i was four

#he was in the womb #crazy #personal

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earlier today i told an acquaintance in passing that i'll often be in the middle of a novel and think "man i wish this shit were more ambiguous" and had to reiterate twice that i wasn't being sarcastic before they believed me, so this post is to say: i love when writers don't bother to explain everything, i love when stories end uncertain and unsettling, i love being required to think as a reader, i love when stuff makes no damn sense, no i'm not kidding

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20-something girlies we need to start leaving the house to meet people who make us feel like people

#LISTEN I DID! #IM SO NORMAL NOW