awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww <3
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Asian Parents.
Situation #1
Asian Parent: *YELLS*
Asian Kid: *responds calmly*
Asian Parent: WHY ARE YOU TALKING BACK?!
Situation #2
Asian Parent: *YELLS*
Asian Kid: *says nothing*
Asian Parent: WHY ARE YOU NOT RESPONDING TO ME?!
Situation #3
Asian Parent: *YELLS*
Asian Kid: *YELLS*
Asian Parent: WHY ARE YOU DISRESPECTING ME?!
*beats the crap out of Asian kid*
there is no safe route
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oh YEA LAST FRIDAY NIGHT! :)
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fuckyeahgiantpanda:
Tai Shan at the National Zoo on January 18, 2008.
© Craig Salvas.
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i miss you like the dawn misses the day
i miss you like Spring misses May
I miss you like the Moon misses the night
i miss you like like giga misses byte
i miss you like a princess misses her knight
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i miss you like the lady misses her lord
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I miss you lost misses found
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I miss you like hot misses the cool
I miss you like a prankster misses his fool
I miss you like a freeze misses the warm
I miss you like the sky misses a storm
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