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even more starters·random starters from various sources (once again, from spotify playlists, random commentary, tv shows, books, movies, and my brain).
âA little warning would have been nice!â
âYou almost shot me! Again!â
âHide your wives, hide your daughters, hell, hide your sheep!â
âI saw how you danced for them. There is no more need for that innocent act.â
âYouâll have to rip my bento box from my cold, dead hands.â
âBook? What book?â
âItâs all lies! Slander I say!â
âSo after we were finished, he reached for his phone and began to play Candy Crush.â
âYou owe me. I mean really owe me.â
âStop it, youâre being even more rude than usual.â
âThe cold and I donât mix.â
âYou look like you were fucked thoroughly last night. Was it worth it?â
âI had sex behind the court house.â
âPublic sex is the best kind of sex next to make up, angry sex.â
âThey hold you to a different standard because you are not some peasant roaming the streets. You are royalty.â
âIf you are going to dance, at least pretend you can dance well.â
âYou have far too much darkness within your heart. You will not be able to enter this place.â
âIf, for example, you are alive at the bottom of the sea, I shall cut off my two legs and become a fish.â
âI want to fall asleep while embraced.â
âI once believed long ago that I could wish upon a star and my dreams will come true. Now I know such things are false.â
âI will savor the day I can watch you fall.â
âI will hunt you down & I will not show mercy.â
âThere is little we can do. The rot has begun to set in.â
âYou can keep your little princess in her proper little place. But if she follows all your orders, does exactly what sheâs told? She will never ever grow up, she will only grow old.â
âGood deed? You so called good deed sentenced him to death.â
âThat child will do whatever it takes to survive ; I suggest you do the same.â
âI am the Queen/King & I demand respect.â
âYou will find me at the corner of 5th avenue & 57th street.â
âGirls donât want smelly boys. They want chocolate, pretty shoes, and a good fuck every week.â
âI want you to break me with your own hands.â
âHave you stepped into your own trap, my lord? Any evidence you have against me, you yourself bought and paid for. Do you now begin to believe it?â
âWhy must you leave a king to follow you? Why not a QUEEN?â
âIt is true. I was unfaithful to you with all of them. With half your court. With soldiers of your guard, with grooms, with stablehands. Look for the rest of your life at every man that ever knew me and wonder if I didnât find him a better man than you!â
â I have a little neck.â
âYou make love as you eat, with a great deal of noise and no subtlety!â
âWill you not kiss your daughter?â
âShe has the face of a simpering sheep. And the manners. But not the morals. I donât want her near me.â
âHow DARE you and the rest of your barbarians set fire to my library?â
âYou have such bony knees.â
âQueens. Queens. Strip them naked as any other woman, they are no longer queens.â
âI will not be told where I can go and where I cannot go!â
âThe King has asked for me?â
âEven in carnal matters?â
âI shall not go the way of my sister!â
âPower is as exciting as love, I discover.â
âAnd who has more power than our dearest king/queen?â
âTouch her, and Iâll have her sent from court.â
âMind your tongue, or Iâll have you sent from court.â
âI ORDER you.â
ââŠI think Iâm a good person. I think thereâs good in everyone.â
âI see these kids Iâve known all my life and wonder: What happened?â
âRemember those days when we were singing and clapping, happy and napping, baking cookies, eating paste?â
âCollege will be paradise.â
âGrow up. Bulimiaâs so â87.â
ââŠBefore you answer: I also do report cards, permission slips and absence notes.â
âFor a greasy little nobody, you do have good bone structure.â
âYou LIAR.â
âThey will say my child is the bastard, regardless of what you do.â
âI care not who has the title âbastardâ when I am dead.â
âYou are the QUEEN. A girl this time, a boy the next.â
âChaos is great! chaos is what killed the dinosaurs, darling!â
âDonât read it. Sheâs having extra-heavy flow and wanted some advice from my gyno.â
âWhatâs your damage?â
âSorry but I really had to wake you. See I decided that I must ride you âtil I break you.â
âI think we broke my mattress.â
âNo sleep tonight for you, better chug that Mountain Dew.â
âIâm like oxygen. Iâm everywhere.â
âThus ending her hangover. I say we go with Big Blue.â
âShoulda thought of that before you killed me. Iâm gonna be coughing up drain cleaner for eternity.ââ
âWhy are you not dead? Why do you live? How do you live? Why do you not lie at the deepest hole of the sea, bloodless, and bloated, and at peace with honorable death?â
âThere are never enough hours in the days of a queen, and her nights have too many.â
âI was hoping youâd rip my clothes off me, sport.â
âI bet thereâs all kinds of interesting things in that locker. Maybe some âich lugeâ bulletsâŠ?ââ
âI hope sheâll be a fool â thatâs the best thing a girl can be in this world, a beautiful little fool.â
âAnd I like large parties. Theyâre so intimate. At small parties there isnât any privacy.â
âYouâre worth the whole damn bunch put together.â
âSurprise, surprise.â
âIâm older, but hardly more wise.â
âIs she beautiful?â
âI have borne you a daughter, Your Majesty.â
âYour Queen, I cannot be. Your mistress, I will not be.â
âFor men love what they cannot have, and hate what they cannot control.â
âIf I must die, then I will die boldly, as I have lived.â
âBut stars come out at night.â
âI am a fool to own it, but I am in a fever for his/her touch.â
âScience without religion is lame, religion without science is blind.â
âIs that how it is? You fuck me and go behind my back and pledge your love to another?â
âCut the shrill voice alright? I can hardly hear myself think.â
âIf you wake me up, I will throw sharp objects at you.â
âOkay, I get your angry, but you should know better than to antagonize them.â
âTheyâre as far away as I could send them.â
âAre we ruled by superstition?â
âI do not fear the people.â
âBUT WHY IS THE RUM GONE?â
âOn a scale of 1 to 10, how would you rate your pain?â
âIt is okay to cry. Crying is a natural response to pain.â
âWhat good is that act, unless every person in this kingdom first swears an oath to you? To both of us?â
âWelcome to the nerd lab.â
âThe more important they think they are, the quicker they finish.â
âStay silent, & perhaps they will spare you.â
âWanna fight for me?â
âHey, are you still alive?â
âYou speak as though you have seen this yourself.â
âYouâre late. You missed quite a show.â
âSuch tragic lovers.â
âI honestly donât find that to be romantic. Itâs pathetic.â
âLove? You think love will save you?â
âOnly fools believe that soulmates exist.â
âI donât know why the hell you want to sit courtside, unless youâre THAT desperate for balls in your face.â
âGather the sheets and burn them. They cannot find evidence of this.â
âThe blood is in your hands, not mine.â
âYou speak as though you are innocent in this.â
âYou took their heart and destroyed it.â
âDo you like killing? Do you like to watch the fear in their eyes as you bring your blade even closer to them?â
âI do not fear death.â
âAm I in hell?â
âIf you think for a moment, then youâll find it.â
âI will not be meek or obedient.â
âYou do not own me. I am not your property or anyone elseâs for that matter.â
âAnd you think sleeping with someone who is married is going to add excitement to your life?â
âThere are worst faiths.â
âI would rather die than be locked in a cage.â
âYou can take that pen and shove it up your ass.â
âLet me see your face.â
âMy computer is acting weirder than usual. Did you give it an energy drink or something?â
âTV makes shit look so easy.â
âI could try, but no promises.â
âI just want to go home and shower.â
âThat cat looks like he wants to murder us in our sleep.â
âI think there are better things to do in this city other than gawk at the buildings.â
âPut. those. cookies. down.â
âOh shit, I made a booboo.â
âBanana monkeys apple balls!â
âWhat sort of insult is that? My cat can do a better job.â
âI have my eye on you. And I mean one eye. The other one is keeping an eye on the other guy.â
âYouâre quite defiant, arenât you.â
âHold your tongue, or I will cut it out myself.â
âBring them BACK.â
âI shall go to my grave loving you. HATING YOU.â
âThose who refuse will die.â
âHow do you forget?â
âThis was supposed to be a surprise damn it.â
âHigh or low, they will sign or they will die.â
âI believe in choices, both good and bad.â
âI didnât fall off the horse. I held on for dear life as the horse dragged me along for a period of many years.â
âFunny how things work out. You love me now, when I do not love you.â
âI hate you. I hate your desire & MINE.â
âCall it what you wish, but you and I both know itâs the truth.â
âDonât speak to me as if you know what I am suffering through. You know nothing.â
âShut your eyes then.â
âThat child saved your life.â
âHey if you ever need some RELIEF, you know where to go.â
âI am no whore, despite what you like to think.â
âBeauty fades.â
âMac or PC, I donât care.â
âFind a legal way then.â
âTheir blood is on your hands. Not mine.â
âCanât make a habit of this you know.â
âCan I stay with you? I canât be alone to my thoughts. The darkness will claim me again.â
âYou swore you would protect me!â
âYou are a toad.â
âWhat did you do, roll around in pig shit?â
âGet out you snake.â
âIf they hurt me, then I will close my eyes.â
âThere is nothing you can say that hasnât already been said.â
âMusic is important. There are so many advantages.â
âI couldnât sleep. Can I stay here?â
âYou are my soul mate!â
âI once tried to read that. I couldnât get through the book.â
âBURN ME THEN. Do you think I care now that you have taken everything from me?â
âTo love? Or to spy?â
âWhich witch is which?â
âI signed up for a fun adventure in a creepy mansion. I didnât sign up for demons trying to murder me.â
âWhoâs your daddy now?â
âIâll be good, I promise.â
âDo you hate me so much you would do this?â
âI loved you! I gave you my heart & you stepped on it.â
âMy love for you surpasses everything.â
âI am a fool, yes. But this fool loves you. Do you hear me? I love you.â
âTake it from me as best you can, but there will come a time that you can no longer deny it.â
âWill you give yourself to me?â
âOnce, I think I could have loved you. But now, I think I can only despise you.â
âMy heart cannot take this secrecy anymore. Why must I hide my feelings for you?â
âYou can try.â
âI think that there are better ways to spend my time than to listen to their insults.â
âPathetic.â
âChildren? Oh no, Iâ I donât think I can even have children.â
âImpossible things can be possible if you have enough hope.â
âDid they touch you?â
âI donât think I can move.â
âThe best time of year is when I can cuddle with you in front of the fire.â
âMy heart belongs to one being and it is you.â
âI need help. I cannot face this alone.â
âYou ask far too much. Please, donât make me do this.â
âAre you pregnant?â
âIâm pregnant.â
âIâm sorry, but your child is dead.â
âWho is the father?â
âHow can you love a person like him/her?â
âMonster!â
âYou are not a monster. Stop thinking that you are!â
âThere is nothing you could have done. Their life was forfeit the moment they left this place.â
âY-You? What are you doing here?â
âThe last dance you will ever have is with me.â
âWe are two ships in the night.â
âThe shadows grow darker.â
âIt will not be long before the darkness consumes your heart.â
âYou belong to me now.â
âYou WITCH.â
âYou sold your soul to the devil & for what?â
âRevenge will be mine.â
âThe dogs will eat their fill of you and shit your remains onto the crags.â
âOur Grand Rite now is done. Blood dimmed dawn now shall come. Powers of the moon and sun ignite. All flesh trembles at the sight. Thirteen souls fed to hungry earth opens the way for our dark lordâs birth.â
âOh this ainât right. This ainât right. Any fool can feel that, even this fool.â
â I shall miss the dazzling wit of your conversation.â
âThis is my vow. I will meet you here, before the moon goes above those trees. I swear it.â
âYou know, my father said this was the land of second chances. This can be ours. All we have to do is walk away.â
âLiving in here and not believing in witches is like living in London and not believing in fog. It is to deny what is right in front of you.â
âLove is a two-faced coin and one is certainly betrayal.â
âLove is not a lost cause. I will not betray the one true love of my life.â
âIf. Such a small word with such immense consequence. For all of us.â
âThe wine is from God. The drunkard is from the devil.â
âI recognize the symptoms of your illness, and itâs not called marsh fever. Youâre with child.â
âHeâs insane.â
âThis is a good day for him.â
âIf you knew my father, youâd commend me for waiting this long.â
âHow long may we enjoy your curative presence in town?â
âThere was a reason for my marriage. Remind me of it.â
âIs it murder to defend your motherâs honor?â
âAnd if these times have made you clever, the coming months may thrust genius upon you.â
âYou care so much for someone you hardly know.â
âThat was the bravest thing Iâve ever seen, like a man sticking his head inside a lionâs jaw. I would gladly reward you for your bravery.â
âAll things are permissible in our dreams.â
âI believe trust needs to be earned.â
âThe others bought and sold. We merely proved ourselves better at the game, but we draw the line at murder. Do we not?â
âI do tend to win whatever battles I fight.â
âYouâre not the only one who knows what it feels like to hold desires that come true only in dreams. But every morning we have a choice â forget our dreams or live them.â
âTrue malice like that which powers the Grand Rite ferments best in a loveless heart. I have looked into your heart and it is anything but loveless.â
âAnd so the queen came to rule the king and all of his kingdom and thus became the Queen of the Night. And so she lived happily ever after.â
âFor it was not by a kiss she might make a frog into a prince, but by a kiss that she make a king into a toad.â
âThat night she felt one monster on top of her and another inside and she glimpsed what her soul was becoming and learned her first lesson as queen: be careful what you wish for.â
âYou know the worst part about becoming a queen? You often have to marry a king.â
âNot all queens start as princesses.â
âYour eyes. So filled with want. The hard part is not getting what you want, child. The hard part is knowing what you want.â
âWe had a deal.â
âI want to be just like you.â
âSometimes in life we make choices. These choices in life they lead us to do things, terrible things and we donât wish to, weâd do anything not to. Choice informs choice. They donât resemble anything youâd have wanted or wish for. Tell me if it was like that. If it was a difficult choice. Please. Please. So that I may still believe in goodness.â
âI murdered 20 men and I make no excuses for myself. Will you have me arrested?â
âThe dead donât lie.â
âI am the only one that knows.â
âThe next lie to cross your lips will be your last.â
âYou would threaten me, your one true ally?â
âSo you would buy me outright?â
âI want it to stop. The torture, the torment, the suffering⊠or I will tell them. I will tell them all who and what you are.â
âWe know that what we desire and what we must do to survive are often at odds.â
âMy husbandâs affliction has robbed him of both reason and sense.â
âWeâve lost control. Sheâs no longer ours.â
âWhy? Because this is the fulfillment of all our dreams. Vengeance for centuries of oppression.â
âI donât think Iâve ever seen such a mixture of reason and bullshit in a man.â
âThere was a time when I might have suckled more than a toad.â
âAll the world shall be yours in return; all the world.â
âYou asked who would do such a thing. The answer is many people.â
âThe witch hunt has begun and we will be runninng the trials.â
âHe/She has all the sweetness of an apple on a tree.â
âThis dog will come back and bite.â
âSave your thoughts. Say nothing.â
âYou must cry for me, for I have no more tears.â
âWhere is the murderer?â
âBe careful, be very careful, or you might find yourself wearing peasant shoes.â
âYou see Iâve lost everything in this town that I ever cared for. You however, you have everything left to lose. A sentiment that makes you vulnerable.â
âDo not stare at him in public. It weakens you.â
âThe only thing keeping me alive is the look on your face.â
âAll things return, like every salty tear returns to the sea.â
âThey will hunt and kill and drown in their very own blood till thereâs no one left standing.â
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