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For a very specific person (you know who you are)

How do you know it's an amish lard cake?

you know what really gets my goat?

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you know what really gets my goat?

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you know what really gets my goat?

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He's trying to hug you with his mind

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I hold little respect for cops, but I still respect EMTs and Firefighters. Because those don't advertise power, they advertise helping people.

I can only like this post once, but i'd give it at least a hundred likes. Especially for the joy at the thought of a fireman pointing at a door and commanding them to destroy it to help a small child.

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Me, both

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Probably a corvid?

@/anyone, i'm not listing you four. Except @slonkel

I'm thinking of starting a tag game!

Reblog an assumption of prev's favorite animal :) Don't be afraid of tagging a bunch of people!

@harleyacoincidence @olive-riggzey @what-do-bunyips-look-like @rat-detector @spoonspooker @very-clever-name @steh-lar-uh-nuhs @frostedlemonwriter @seikaisinthevoid @littlemissartemisia @alwaysoutofpaper @shadow-of-tea-and-tea @kaylinalexanderbooks @ghostenluvs

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Reblog heavy

not the twitter migrants putting "reblog heavy" in their bios on here... like yeah. that's what we do here

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Both of those are perfectly reasonable…

I approve of such quick witted honesty

BRO SOMETIMES IM SO MEAN BUT NOT ON PURPOSE BCS TODAY A GIRL IN MY CLASS WAS LOOKING AT MY PHONE WHILE I WAS TEXTING SOMEONE AND SHE ASKED "What are you doing?" ANF I JUST LEANED IN HER DIRECTION AND WHISPERED "minding my own business, you should try it sometime" AND TURNED AROUND AAAAA

another time I also just told a guy who had been hanging out with my group of friends except no one liked him there and I just turned to him with a serious face and said " no one here likes you please go away. " and he made like a crying gesture and I replied " go cry to the bathroom " AND MY GOD I DIDNT EVEN REALISE IT UNTIL I HAD ALREADY SPOKEN AND YEAH THAT WAS THE DAY MY FRIENDS LEARNED I SOMETIMES JUST LOSE IT

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This is a neutral post

Feel free to stop here and rest before journeying to the posts below.

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(«« Best representation of my current self)

(Optimal self »»)

I intend to build confidence, skill, and ability…

@/everyone because I don't care to write that many right now.

i am starting a picrew chain because this picrew is literally SO cool

heres the picrew, do two: what you look like and what you want to look like!!

what i look like

what i want to look like

tagging @mybedroomceilingsbored @urlocalsadkid-l @boob-gremlin @bleep-bloop-boo @totalcharliespringsimp to start it off

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Please help...

People are currently drowning or missing or having there homes submerged in Rio Grande Do Sul. A state in Brazil.

And my partner, @volksvulpis, is currently living in Brazil as well as some of her friends who have gone missing.

The government isn't helping the affected people, and people are drowning and losing their homes, whole cities are being lost....

If you are able to, please donate...

The world seems to be going to shit, doesn't it? Genocides, floods, forced starvation, literal war crimes currently being committed. All while the governments that are supposed to protect their people are actively trying to kill them. I mean for fucks sake I've seen peaceful protesters and innocents are being shot by the police. You know, the one's you're call 911 for in case of emergency and shit.

Please please please share this.

I'm going to tag as many larger tumblr based influencers (or whatever the term would be) I can think of here on tumblr to try and spread awareness about this.

@pukicho

@purplebehittindifferent

@lilybug-02

@sm-baby

@lueduar01

@actuallynickels

@ashleynicholsart

@gooseworx

@lupucs

@lynxgriffin

@purr-in-ink

@undertalethingems

@yugogeer012

@i-am-a-fish

@invertedfate

@huecycles

@hollymacycomic

@bettinalevyisdetermined

@twistcmyk

@the-meme-monarch

@corey-beepington

@carlyraejepsans

@clownpalette

@dailyralsei

@xtaleunderverse

@jakei95

@akanemnon

@8thekat

@kittybroker

@kittblush

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It didn't let me choose the Gay pride flag,

So I made it myself.

Anyway, I'm the type of character to die fast and hard.

Thanks for the tag @thelastplantagenet 😊💚

1. Do this uquiz.

2. Do this picrew.

3. Tag people.

feel free to play if you’d like :)

@buncha-angry-kids-with-no-money @thatoneandlonelyemo2005 @with-the-words-all-wrong

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Give me my cookie dough as an option or I Will choose Cookies And Cream!

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hey you 🫵

make ur personal dashcon for all I care. as many snacks and as much nudity n weed as you want for whichever scenario lol. go nuts show nuts yknow? or whatever we used to say