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me and who

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#i use my phone until it can no longer do what i need it to #which means usually around 5 years per phone #currently in year 2 of my zenfone 9 #still going strong with no signs of stopping

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why are bathroom sinks designed like that. infuriating

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it turns out the mortifying ordeal of being known was the better part

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(for the purposes of this poll, there is no monkey's paw situation: the chore you pick stays the same level of difficulty/grossness/etc. as it normally is for you, and you only have to do it as often as you want to. the chores you don't pick are magically done for you exactly the way you'd want them to be, just with zero effort on your part.)

#cleaning the stove my beloved

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Unmute

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I'll gladly pay 25¢ more for a double cheeseburger if it means the workers get paid a decent wage.

Also, price increases happen all the time even when wages do not increase.

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Tumblr users will see a post mentioning a day if the week and just fucking black out and reblog it

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house md is awesome

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