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sparkling-vynegar · 1 month
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My one friend group can't stop saying, "See you in hell!" in a cheerful voice instead of, "Talk to you later!" and my other friend group can't stop calling things "penis" instead of "cool" or "good", so I just unironically uttered the phrase, "Sounds penis, see you in hell," as I got off the phone.
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sparkling-vynegar · 1 month
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“why are all your friends transfems?” why do the flowers bloom each year? why do the rivers continue to flow on and on? why do people sing? why do you smile? because they’re fucking beautiful and my world wouldn’t be the same without them. I love my friends so much.
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sparkling-vynegar · 1 month
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I know I'm gonna regret posting this, but I just can't not say something: I'm so sick of people who are actively contributing to the ongoing oppression of and violence against Palestinians calling themselves "pro-Palestinian."
In the same way that so many people in the anti-abortion movement are actually pro forced birth rather than pro-child, there are a lot of you who aren't pro-Palestinian, you're just violently antisemitic or in it for yourselves.
If you aren't:
Also angry with the other countries that abuse their Palestinian populations, refuse them citizenship, keep them in displaced person camps under horrific conditions, and/or close their borders entirely to them;
In support of genuine grassroots movements that aim to create some kind of stability, peace, and safety through diplomatic relationships and community building, because that's ""normalization"";
Willing to condemn antisemitism in the diaspora, which helps fuels right-wing rhetoric in Israel;
Willing to shut down lies, propaganda, and disinformation even if it "supports" Palestinians in theory, because lying repeatedly associates the Palestinian movement with lying and makes it harder for survivors to tell their actual stories and be believed outside of the far left movements (and also the truth is bad enough - there's no need to lie);
Willing to focus on practical problem solving over political posturing, especially when it will save Palestinian lives;
Willing to condemn Hamas, which started this most recent disaster, steals aid meant for civilians, uses civilians as human shields, and has been torturing dissenters for years;
Willing to work with Israeli leftists who hate their current government and want peace and full equality for Arab Israelis and their Palestinian neighbors, and also have the best shot at making that change happen; and/or,
Willing to learn about Palestinians as living human beings and value their lives over using them as a political cudgel, whatever that looks like on the ground;
.............then maybe you're more interested in looking radical and jerking off to some fantastical version of The Revolution, and/or hurting Jews than you are in promoting peace, safety, dignity, and self-determination for Palestinians.
Like seriously with "friends" like these, do they even need enemies??
Anyway you should call out the Israeli government for its very real abuses of Palestinians and nothing in this post should be construed otherwise. But if you genuinely care and aren't just in it for internet cool points or leftist cred or feeding your Jew-hate boner or whatever, you gotta prioritize solutions that have a realistic shot at short-term relief and long-term possibility over whatever fits some idealistic goal that will only ever end with more dead Palestinians.
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sparkling-vynegar · 2 months
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i am going to obsess over this male character in a way that is so lesbian
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sparkling-vynegar · 2 months
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Look, seeing representation of trans characters with their "factory settings", as someone who hasn't had bottom surgery myself, IS incredibly affirming. BUT, the complete lack of ANY art that shows characters like that post-op kinda makes it feel like we're only appreciated that way. So yeah. Draw trans women with pussies trans men with dicks and anything in between with whatever your heart desires.
Draw Bridget with a pussy, you cowards.
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sparkling-vynegar · 2 months
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Draw Bridget with a pussy, you cowards.
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sparkling-vynegar · 2 months
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Uh, friend? No one was saying that.
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sparkling-vynegar · 2 months
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Babygirl Cloud
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sparkling-vynegar · 2 months
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flarity bringing u the rep of confident high femme absolutely OBSESSED w local punk band loving recluse femme <3
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sparkling-vynegar · 2 months
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Seinfeld – 5.21: The Opposite
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sparkling-vynegar · 2 months
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sparkling-vynegar · 2 months
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Reminder that things can change. Reminder that things can get better. Reminder that just because things are the way they are now, that doesn't mean they have to be that way forever.
It's not set in stone.
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sparkling-vynegar · 2 months
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sparkling-vynegar · 2 months
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Ok now what are your pokemon types.
grass/ghost type.
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sparkling-vynegar · 2 months
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In case u wanna run late or call out tomorrow
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sparkling-vynegar · 2 months
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@hyenagirlknot DHCHSHFHD PLEASE I'D GIVE ANYTHING
Imagine buying the little thing from a petstore, how she stares up at you with that amazed, desperate look- even after so long, that look never fades! She still stares at you with wide, adoring eyes, practically begging to be yours... pressing myself up against the glass jar every time I hear you approach, waving and blushing exitedly... squeaking and practically flinging myself out of your hand to kiss and adore your cock... its proper enrichment!!
Gosh I need to be yours~
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sparkling-vynegar · 2 months
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my middle aged client going off about kids these days and how they have such a different childhood and back in the day kids used to have real experiences like how she and her girl friends used to practice kissing on each other and now kids just sit in the same room in silence on their damn phones. hey ma'am run that back real quick
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