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[spamalie]

god i love “(character) could beat super*)man because they have NO remorse or empathy unlike him!” as an argument, because his rogues gallery is made up of puppies and unicorns i guess

#LIKEEEEE USE YOUR HEAD. #and like 9 times out of 10 the character is on par with his superpowers AT BEST #but they think that existing in a property that allows for incredible death and violence is a superpower in and of itself

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just in general the way some people will bring up their dislike for shipping completely unprompted and talk about how they Actually headcanon they’re related and would just NEVER like ok bitch do u want an award or something

#why do u constantly talk with this implication like we’re being weird or something it’s straight up. so lame #and then they just use other boring fa/ndo/m tropes instead of the ones that are already popular and act like they did something #ITS UUST SO. #i’m aware i sound like a lunatic and am the only person who cares about this okay #there’s a reason this blog exists #it’s just such a pet peeve JUST SHARE YOUR DAMN HEADCANON AND GO what is with this ATTITUDE

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i don’t have an issue with not being interested in shipping the boys w anyone or even keeping their sex/ism into their adult years like that’s all fine and dandy but if you’re going to act passive aggressively high and mighty about all that shit in your fan .art at least actually have a real grasp of their personality instead of forcing them into the most basic popular possible trope of a misogynist that doesn’t even make sense for them

#they’re fucking STREET KIDS those are not the boys that grow up into extremely online inceIs #like it’s not a fun twist on the usual interpretation if it’s just an outright misinterpretation #of characters that are by and large insanely simple #like more types of misogynist exist in the world than the most popular trope you hear about lately is all i’m saying #to use it like this in place of like actually taking their less than ten canon appearances into account idk #it speaks to a lack of creativity or at the very least a lack of attention to detail #it doesn’t strike me as any modicum of unique or accurate #if you somehow figure out what i’m bitching about please shut ur fucjing mouth #this blog has 0 actual followers for a reason it’s not for starting shit

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could i pretty please get the full story on the tomtord askblog mpreg birthday cake

there was a tomtord shipper who was really into mpreg around 2016-2018 (mpreg was really big in eddsworld in that era.) they eventually made a 'post-the end' mpreg au askblog where tord was pregnant with toms child (i dont know how this happened) and had to seek redemption for the whole robot thing for the mpreg baby or something (i did not read . this askblog.) eventually the artists birthday came up and they had a custom bakery-made cake made for them and submitted their own tomtord mpreg art to be on the top of the cake which has lead to this image existing

#phenomenal

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come to think of it everyone puts Extreme emphasis on the rr/b being created to Destroy the girls and that being like a special link with them or something but to be real they spent way more time just fucking around than they did actually bothering the pp/g

#it just doesn’t strike me as that deeply ingrained or even important to them at all

[spamalie]

has anyone else ever made p0werpunk girl genderbends that are based on pop music

#this just occurred to me i think having alternate rr/bs who are like a shiny boyband would make them sulcidal

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sometimes i think about in bubble boy where brlck and butkh fully agreed to try and capture the girls in their house like brother what exactly was the plan there

#capture them HOW put them WHERE and for WHAT purpose #they literally had to steal fuzzys house just to have a place to be in themselves they r so. fucking stupid #wipes their noses bc they all sound like they have a damn cold all the time

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i rly like the idea of brlck beating bIossom academically Once and it changing his entire brain chemistry when she gets mad about it

#piss your rival off with zero repercussions with this one simple trick !

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i love how common the trope is with the rr/b in fics where it’s like The town will never forget the way we used to be………….. we will always be monsters to them………. like it can be compelling but also the p0w3rpvff girls went from being despised for destroying the city to universally adored within one year. while also still occasionally destroying the city recreationally afterwards. there was an entire episode in season 4 where they fuck shit up on a whim and everyone just stands around marveling at them i think the boys at 20 years old will have outlived being objectively not even quite as destructive as the girls were at age 5

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Why is bo0mer always such a little therapist with God tier emotional intelligence in all the fan works and shit. He is just as dense about that shit as his brothers he's just a little naive and silly compared to them thats all

#LIJKE HES NOT EVEN NICE. #ivecomplained about b00mers characterizaiton more than anything else its just so frustratinf #theres nothing that even implies hes like that they literally just bully him and he gets mad about it

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I had no idea until the other day that people give the rr/bs "jojo" as a surname FAWK that is so cute

#also for some reason i never considered until yesterday that the girls would take professors last name #theyre just never referred to that way and i never bothered to think about it 😭😭 #its so fujny though bc objectively #utinlum sounds like such a kickass last name #but the combination of the rr/bs first names and 'jojo' sounds. clown esque to my ears #i love it

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Grown up rr/b dating the pp/gs would be whipped as hell I will tell you this for free

#the little anime boy versions of them people keep drawinf who act like creepy shitty chatbots makw me feel so evil #they would get their ASSES KICKED APART are you NUTS. #also generally they are Extremely foolish boys i think if they like you at all its not that hard to convince them of something #aside Possibly from br¡ck but well he is dating bIossom in my brain so it 100% applies to him too

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My headcanon for this is your intent for creating them actually affects the concoction as you create it and that's why the rrb were born with a desire to hurt Nice things

idk if this is a hot take but i don’t think bo0mer would necessarily be all that good if his brothers weren’t around. he would be easier to rehabilitate i think but he’s still an evil small child with powers and he Will be pulling you out of your car to take it for a joyride regardless of who he hangs around

#you could argue its an ingredients thing but bunny came out good hearted and well meaning #and comparatively to her the rrb's ingredients were 100% correct #aside mb from the toilet water but personally id expect some other design flaw in them to be apparent if that were a major issue #if it were an ingredients thing i feel like the conclusion would just be that male 'puffs' or whatever theyre called just #can never come out good/neutral on account of their ingredients just generally being a little gross inherently #i guess maybe you could interpret them differently though?? #snips could be a lot of things and it could be like a 'cuter' species of snail etc #i think in which case theyd be less aggressive. but i still think they wouldve come out evil no matter what bc mojo jojo wanted them to #this is all coming directly out of my ass by thr way thwres no canon backing to any of it #i just think its a cool concept

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I keep getting recced a blog whose title says they'll block anyone with no age in bio which like OK. Fair enough I think it might be a smvt blog from the url. But then they also block for no pr0nouns ????!?!!?!!!?

#what does this mean........

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The rr/b's resurrected designs are a step above the original in almost every aspect except i wish brlck got to keep his bangs . Bald as hell under there

#bo0mers hair in particular feels more like a haircut a scrappy little boy would have #like he needs a haircut now and its starting to curl up at the edges. as opposed to whatever he had going on before #im not sure what the original idea was w butkh liek at all. i dont know how to interpret it. was it a bowl cut #his new one doesnt particularly look Realistic in any sense but it fits him better i theenk #and also im glad they gave brlck long hair like cmon. Why Not right #like i said though im confused why the hole in his hat is colored in with skin. it looks Wrong #like i straight up refused to draw it that way as a kid i made a conscious effort to always color it in with his hair color #i do headcanon that he does still have bIossoms bangs under there though and were just seeing his forehead between the part #brlcks original design was really good though jts my favorite of the original rr/bs #he looks like such a little baby im gonna pinch his cheeks and send him to school with a ham sandwich and some fruit

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I'm obsessed with the little reverse theme music tune that plays at the end of the custody battle episode when the boys fly off. Even when I was a kid I thought about it so much it's so endearing for no reason they have their own little tune and it's just the opposite of the normal one

#kicking and yelling WHY DIDNT THEY APPEAR MORE . #sometimes i wish they were resurrected earlier but i feel like they wouldnt have gotten their little redesigns then #and i really like their current designs. bo0mer had a damn mustache on his head #back to the original point of the post though. its just so satisfying to me and i dont kbiw why #i wish we heard it more and i wish we got to see them doing random shit on their own