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put those big brown eyes away dude now is NOT the time

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Muscular straight boy at the gym, why are you angry? What troubles you? Has it been too long since you’ve punched drywall?

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Did you know? Tumblr DOES have a post length limit. Strangely, though, it's based on how many blocks of text you have. Supposedly this implies that you can have any length post so long as it's one block of text? Very strange, will have to investigate further.

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me: “yeah I dated a guy in high school who came out as gay. it was before i knew i was a boy so needless to say it didn’t work out”

coworker: “damn dude was preordering”

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Being a young adult is so strange. You enter a coffee shop. The 20 year old girl waiting behind you cried all night because she just came to a new city for university and she feels so alone. That 27 year old guy over there works a job he is overqualified for, he lives with his parents and wants to move out but doesn't know what to do about it. That one 24 year old dude already has a car, a house, and a job waiting for him once he graduates thanks to his dad's connections. The 26 year old barista couldn't complete his higher education because he has to work and take care of his family. The 28 year old girl sitting next to you has no friends to go out with so she is texting her mother. That couple (both 25 years old) are married and the girl is pregnant. The 29 year old writing something on her laptop has realized that she chose the wrong major so she is trying to start all over. We are not alone in this, but we are actually so alone. Do you feel me

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Honestly can’t believe I have a job now and it pays nice and has flexible hours and a nice boss and is my dream job like what. I’ve been searching for 8 months, been rejected from 9 different positions and applied for 11 other jobs I truly didn’t think I was gonna get ANYTHING and I’m somehow exactly where I want to be now. How did this happen I mean I am so happy but what wizard blessed me

#job search hell #is OVER

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Now I can wear my favourite shirt even when it's in the wash :)

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Every time a looper dies in the timeloop an Angel gets it's Wings. Used to be the Angels would Put a bunch of people in timeloops for Maximum wingyness but then they figured Out that it actually creates less human misery If they Just make one Guy do all the timeloops so now they've Just been throwing him in new loops whenever He escapes over and over again. That's an Angels Idea of Mercy i guess

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I stumbled across a photo (by Lindy Pollard) that fantastically mirrors a little dragon I drew a few years ago.... I can't get over this...

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Based on the lively discussion in my other post

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Carry on my wayward son, you'll be balls deep when you're done

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Poetry? More like CROWETRY!

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An older comic about appreciating snakes.

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Bro floor dreams hit different. Like you sleep in your bed or on a couch that's one thing. But floor dreams? Buckle in baby

In this dream I was driving with my husband on the interstate and as driving in dreams goes I can't reach the goddamn pedals. So this makes for a slippery time of course and at some point I end up rear ending the car in front of us going full speed because I'm in the back seat trying to steer the car (???). We survive of course but end up fleeing the scene because SWAT shows up and tries to take us in.

Aside from the fact that it doesn't make sense that SWAT is handling a traffic stop, we end up going to prison. But it's not just any prison. I end up getting sentenced to work in a childcare center, but my husband got the short end of the stick. Because he ends up in the Crimson Bucket.

The US Navy takes my husband to the middle of the ocean via helicopter, and a massive, reddish structure rises from the waves. It's made up of hundreds of cells that are kinda shaped like cassette tapes, and these launch from the structure to receive prisoners or whatever. So they deposit him in one of these cassette-cells and it reattaches to the main structure and the whole thing sinks beneath the waves again. This dystopian, maximum security black ops site straight up swallows my husband forever like a kraken.

And as it sinks into the depts, I hear someone say in a rueful tone, "The Crimson Bucket. You go in, then you go under. And there's no re-winding."

I woke up in a cold sweat after that with that phrase echoing in my mind

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Parents will ask you to disrupt the day plans you have meticulously planned out in your head on a whim and when you react even slightly negatively they will sigh and shake their head and blame you for always being a shut in