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Did you ever just

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Kromlau bridge, Germany, during all four seasons.

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Kudos to fanfiction writers for writing about all the trauma and emotional and mental turmoil that the original content creators dont acknowledge when putting characters through hell

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Kudos to fanfiction writers for writing about all the trauma and emotional and mental turmoil that the original content creators dont acknowledge when putting characters through hell

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Daughter tells her Dad he’s going to be a Grandpa [x]

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People: I wonder why Naruto went so far for Sasuke, friendship goals- Me:

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Man though you know what makes me sorta sad is when nerdy, “quiet” kids latch on to me during camp and they just talk and talk and talk about a thing they’re into (Skyrim, Pokemon, Harry Potter, Doctor Who, dinosaurs, whatever). And I see the kids just light up when they say something and I can chime in with an ‘oh hey, are you talking about [x]? I love that thing! Tell me more about it.’

Like, their parents will warn me ‘so-and-so is pretty quiet and hard to engage’ but no, man, just listen, your kid is so smart and so into This Thing, they’ll engage like fuck and talk your damn ear off it you let them. Frame it in their damn terms. Or! Just! Listen to them about their Thing! And they will engage with the rest of the material! Because they know you care about them! Amazing!!!

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❝All my life, you have told me that the world is a dark, cruel place. But now l see that the only thing dark and cruel about it is people like you.❞

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After 699 Naruto keeps bitching that he can’t jerk off with his left hand. Eventually Sasuke does it just to shut him up?? Yeah there’s a fictlet to go with this, below.

(Content warning: Mutual masturbation, also mentions of amputation.)

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Of course it’s awkward. There was no way it couldn’t be awkward. Setting aside the fact that Sasuke’s hand is on his dick which is so hard that it could probably cut glass – this is them.

This is he and Sasuke. Sasuke and him. It would be awkward even without the boners. Plural.

That’s another awkward thing, Sasuke also has an erection.

Keep reading

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“I wish I could leave more kudo–”

IT’S CALLED COMMENTS

JUST TYPE A SMILING EMOTICON IF YOU DON’T KNOW WHAT TO WRITE

OR JUST TYPE RANDOM LETTERS

OR OPEN UP THE DICTIONARY ON A RANDOM PAGE AND WRITE THE FIRST WORD YOU FIND

OR JUST TRY TO WRITE YOUR NAME WITH YOUR HEEL IDEK

JUST LEAVE A FUCKING COMMENT

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Man of the moment Keanu Reeves has shown his generosity by giving away £50 million of his earnings from the Matrix sequels. The 38-year-old decided to hand over the money to the unsung heroes of the sci-fi blockbusters - the costume and special effects teams.

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HEICHOU!!! STOP BEING SASSY WITH THAT BROOM!!!

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SNS week Day 4: SNS Family

(Sorry, I’m at work so this is the best I could do. HAPPY SNS WEEK EVERYBODY!! xD)

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I’m so happy that I was able to meet y'all, I love you guys. ❤

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today is selfie day??? say no more featuring my chubby face and an SNS PSA

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Your cheesy editor is here! I love you guys