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Real Amazing Spider-Man #3

Stark villa

A green portal opens, and a five-year-old Valeria Richards exits the portal dragging two suitcases to find Peter Parker and Mary Jane Parker cuddled together, watching a Netflix original film while Annie continues playing her Nintendo Switch.

“Special delivery for My Best Science-buddy friend forever and her excellent mom, your luggage direct from Germany,” said Valeria

“Thanks, Val,” said Annie as she ran over to Valeria, hugged her, collected her suitcase, and headed to her temporary bedroom.

“Thanks, Val. I hope it wasn’t too much trouble,” asked Mary Jane Parker,

“Not at all, Mrs Parker; it’s a pleasure for all the time you babysat me and my dumb brother Franklin and lets us double mint chocolate chip ice cream,” said Mary Jane collecting her suitcase

“So where is my suitcase,” asked Peter

“Sorry, I only have two arms, Mister Parker. But, I have to keep my BSFF happy so we can get another A+ on our science projects, and MJ always lets me have an extra helping of double mints ice cream and is wicked when it comes to Pictionary game night,” said Valeria.

“No, seriously, where is my bag,” asked Peter as MJ took her suitcase to their temporary bedroom

“I’ll go and get it for you, but the teleport device needs six to eight hours to recharge before I can sneak into the unclaimed baggage area,” said Valeria.

“six to eight hours you just wanted to hang out with your friend in Hawaii,” asked Peter

“I have left a message for Uncle Johnny to tell him where I am; Mum said I could stay over at a friend’s house if I wanted as long as I told a responsible adult, seeing they left Uncle Johnny in charge, which I did I left him a note,” said Valeria.

“I think your mum meant to stay in New York with us, not while we are house-sitting in Hawaii,” said Peter.

“Technically, I am sure you could call Mum and Dad to come and get me, mister Parker, but they are doing something in the Negative Zone, so where is your phone,” asked Valeria.

“You knew my cellphone was in my bag, didn’t you? So you left it on purpose so you could work on a science project with Annie,” asked Peter

“That’s the problem, mister Parker you can’t prove its word against mine; if you let me stay, I will upgrade your web shooters free of charge,” said Valeria

“You are an evil mastermind who taught blackmail,” said Peter laughing

Annie then comes out of her bedroom carrying her teddy bear, Wolverine.

“I thought I was never going mister whiskers again; I owe you one, Val,” said Annie.

“Happy to help, my BSFF. Are you ready to work on our science project? I’m sure some tech we can borrow from Tony’s workshop,” asked Valeria.

“Of course, I was already planning to sneak into Tony Stark workshop,” said Annie

“What? You already cracked his workshop password; not fair. I’m the code breaker in this team,” said Valeria,

“Please, there’s no real challenge in hacking into Stark system; a one-year-old could do it,” said Annie

“So it’s IamIronman39 isn’t it,” said Valeria.

“No, it’s IamIronman08 this time. I tried a few other passcodes to access the workshop. I need some to upgrade my switch battery life from three to six with some junk from the workshop,” said Annie.

“We really need to talk about hacking into other people’s systems,” said Peter.

“Says the guy who went into the lab before me to borrow parts to create some web-shooters,” said Annie

I thought you had organic web shooters, Mister Parker,” asked Valeria.

“I do these web-shooters to help focus my shots and to use impact webbing and some kinky stuff you do not need to know till you are in high school,” said Peter

“Oh, he’s talking about Sex; I already had read six biology books before I was four, Uncle Peter. I know about the birds and bees and all the LGBT stuff that they are only two genders, XX and XY, no matter how deluded the biology teacher is with her saying they are 32 different genders crap,” said Valeria.

“Yeah, I gathered that, Val. I think dad trying to avoid have tell me where babies come from; he’s trying to convince me the stork brought me,” said Annie

“Don’t you have a science project to work on,” asked Peter.

Annie and Valeria walk off towards Tony’s workshop. After they entered the workshop, they started work on their science project.

“So what are we doing for our science this time? Because I don’t know how we top the teleportation device we created last year,” asked Annie.

“I know those ungrateful science fair judges gave us a damn C I still can’t believe we lost to a baking soda volcano,” said Valeria

“We are competing with other four-year-olds, but that was completely ridiculous. Mind you, we created a working teleporter out of a couple of radio and retro games consoles at four-year-old without adult help,” said Annie.

“Let’s just build a Lemon power clock or go with the classic Baking soda volcano, but we both know those are below our intelligence and a waste of time and effort. I got a wicked idea; not sure you would be a willing test subject,” said Valeria

“Tell me your idea, first science buddy,” asked Annie

“What about creating a device that allows a wearer to mimic the superpower of anyone who wears a similar pairing device,” replied Valeria

“You just want to try web swing for yourself, don’t you,” asked Annie.

“What’s so wrong about a swing through the city without a care in the world,” said Valeria

“Trust Val, it’s not all fun trying to wash your secret costume without mum or dad, who both have similar powers to finding out your powers are already activated and that you are sneaking out to fight criminals with a super genius tech support girl in the chair,” said Annie.

“Yeah, I know the feeling, Annie. When Mom, Dad, Uncle Johnny and Uncle Ben go on great adventures together and leave Dufus and me behind with Aunt Alice to babysit us. I’m sure she’s not blind. Sometimes she always catches trying to sneak out,” said Valeria

“She must be a mutant with heightened senses,” said Annie.

“It’s not that; she’s just super wise to all tricks; so shall do that create a power friendship synch bracelets,” asked Valeria

“Okay, let’s do that, partner,” said Annie.

"right behind you BSFF," said Valeria

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Real Amazing Spider-Man #2

Sabrina is standing outside the warehouse smoking a cigarette. She is joined by a white male dressed in a black suit wearing a pair of dark trousers, leather shoes, and a white shirt. He also wears a black waistcoat and fingerless gloves. He has an FN-P90 hanging over his left shoulder; he is bald and has brown facial hair.

"Are you sure you okay hurt a kid?" asked the white male

"I don't mind hurting a child because she's probably Peter," said Sabrina.

"You must hate Peter Parker. What did he do?" asked the white male

"Driver was it?" asked Sabrina

"Yeah," said Hellfire.

"Anyway, I worked at a popular French cafe in Paris, France, ten years ago while attending university. I talked to this hot American girl who visited the country following her father's death. We talked and drank. She didn't feel like returning to her hotel room, so I asked her to return to my apartment. Eventually, we had a wild and passionate night of sex in my apartment. I expected it to be a one-and-done deal as she left in the morning before I woke up, but she left me her phone and a note to call her. I did; she asked me out for a romantic meal which I jumped at; of course, after the most romantic evening, we headed up to her hotel room, and we had sex all night, which was incredible. We then started dating for nine months," said Sabrina

"so what happened?" asked Hellfire

"It's one of our many nights together. I did something stupid," said Sabrina

"What did you do?" asked Hellfire.

"After I prepared a romantic meal, I got down on one knee and popped the question and asked her to marry me," said Sabrina

"And she said no," he replied.

"No, she said she would love to marry me but wanted to inform her ex-partner. She wanted to inform Peter and didn't wish to send him a Dear John letter. Instead, she returned to the States for the final time to tell him she was leaving him. Sabrina said. "If I had sent her a dear John letter, she would still be alive and my beautiful wife."

"Damn," said Hellfire.

"Yeah, and that bastard Peter's friendship with Spider-Man was why Green Goblin kidnapped her and threw her off the Brooklyn Bridge when Spider-Man tried to save her, but the bastard broke her neck," said Sabrina.

"So you couldn't say goodbye to her?" asked Hellfire.

"No, I didn't get her funeral details until after she was buried, so I sold all my crap, quit university and joined the army hoping to be killed. This was so I could join her in the afterlife to be with the woman I loved with all my heart," said Sabrina

"I know what you feel, Sabrina. I do; Purifier members murdered my son while leaving my wife and me for dead. We both survived and hunted Purifier members ever since," he explained.

"Why did the purifier kill your child?" asked Sabrina

"My child was unfortunately born a mutant like my wife. They found and murdered my child and tried to kill my wife and me. It would be better if they picked people who weren't members of Special Air Services with the nicknames Hellfire and Brimstone." said Hellfire.

"Why don't you get the X-men to clone your dead child?" asked Sabrina.

"We decided not to have her cloned, no matter what they do. Our daughter still died ten years ago," said Hellfire.

"Does it get easier dealing with loss?" Sabrina asked.

"No, what unit did you join once you joined the service?" Hellfire replied.

"When I was in the French military, I was recruited for the Special Operation Command for my computer prowess. This is because these skills allow me to hack and system; if I wanted, I could hack into Stark Villa from the street in front of the Villa with an iPhone 7 and a gum wrapper," said Sabrina.

A black woman comes out of the warehouse and walks over to Hellfire and Sabrina; looking at the woman wearing black combat gear; she carries Benelli 12 gauge shotgun, A beret resting on her right shoulder, she has short black hair in military-style hair.

"Honey, the Boss is checking over the plans and wants the Driver and Hacker back to finalise the battle plans," said the black woman.

"Sabrina, meet my wife, Brimstone the Demolition, my darling wife. I would like you to meet Sabrina the Hacker," said Hellfire.

"Pleasure to meet you," said Sabrina.

"Likewise, what unit were you assigned to?" asked Brimstone.

"I was a member of Special Operation Command; I never chose a name," said Sabrina.

"A nickname is never an ideal thing in my books, but it sure is fun when you can make people flee in terror," said Brimstone

"Your partner said you're a mutant why haven't you joined the Brotherhood or X-Men so what are your powers anyway?" asked Sabrina.

"my Powers are Ability to create variably-sized yellow orbs of pure mental energy that explode with concussive and destructive force Brotherhood never approved of my relationship with Hellfire think that I should date one of those losers, X-Men out me as a mutant to the people in the children home became nearly impossible to live there,once we turned eighteen we joined the Army eventually our talents landed us in SAS the rest is history" said Brimstone

"What is the length of your relationship?" Sabrina asked

"Since we were both 15 years old, we got married at 24 while serving with the S.A.S, and we had our daughter when we were 26 and buried our daughter at 31," said Brimstone.

"I still don't understand why you won't allow the X-men to clone your daughter," Sabrina said.

"Despite what Professor Xaviers says, it won't be my daughter, not the daughter I carried for 9 months, watched take her first steps, heard her first words, and witnessed the Purifiers murder when she was 5 years old." said Brimstone

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Real Amazing Spider-Man #1

Real Amazing Spider-Man Issue 1#

21:00 August 2023

Stark Villa Honolulu, Hawaii

Earth 616.

Peter Parker opens the Villa door and carries Mary Jane Watson. A five-year-old girl rushes past them and turns on the television, and sits on a leather sofa in front of the television.

"You are enjoying this, aren't you?" asked Peter

"Tiger, don't you know it?" Mary Jane Watson said.

"It would be a shame to wear the same clothes the whole two weeks we stay in Stark's villa," said Peter, putting down Mary Jane Watson.

"I have to say, Tiger, it was n I have to say, Tiger, it was gracious of Tony to let us stay at his villa for a two-week vacation," said Mary Jane.

"Technically, it's a working holiday, honey, as Tony believes that AIM could attack the villa and use it to get a backdoor into his system," said Peter.

"How much is Stark paying us to protect his system?" asked Mary Jane Watson.

"Enough to get our wedding rings back from the pawnshop and for the next two months' rent on the apartment," said Peter.

"As long as our bills don't increase anymore, I know this is a working holiday for you, Tiger. However, it's finally pleasant to have a holiday as husband and wife since Annie's birth and aunt May's," said Mary Jane.

"I know, hopefully after we get back to New York, I can teach at Midtown High," said Peter

"Do you think you aced the interview?" Mary Jane asked. I think so, but they might turn me in for all the missed days I was employed previously, as well as the fake doctorate Otto got me, said Peter.

"I'm sure Tony would give you a job if you asked," Mary Jane replied.

"I know he would, but I think he still blames me for Jarvis quitting his job after May's death. Did I do the right thing by unmasking during the civil war?" asked Peter.

"You know that May and I both supported this decision. You are not to blame Fisk for capitalising on it and trying to kill you but for killing May instantly. I am preparing to call the airline to see if they can tell us where our bags are. This is Mary Jane Watson as she removes her cell phone from a coat pocket. Goes onto the Villa balcony as Annie plays on her Nintendo Switch.

Mary Jane Watson walks around the balcony, talking on her cell phone. She does not see someone watching the Villa through Binoculars

"Hello, I am calling to inquire about our lost bags," said Mary Jane Watson.

"Hi, this is Adam, a customer service representative for American Airlines customer support. We have done some research regarding your bags, Mrs Parker, and we can confirm that your bags have reached your destination in Germany." said a male voice.

"How the hell have you sent our bags to Germany when we were booked on a flight from JFK to Hawaii?" asked Mary Jane.

"Because of a massive software system glitch, someone has mistakenly placed all luggage belonging to you and your fellow Hawaii passengers on your flight," said Adam, referring to the mistake.

"How are I and my family going to get our bags?" Mary Jane asked.

"Unfortunately, because of a three-day airport strike, we cannot pick up and transport your missing bags since there is no flight scheduled to Hawaii for another eight days," Adam explained.

"What the hell am I going to do for eleven days without my luggage?" asked Mary Jane

"Upon making a claim to our claims department for all missing luggage, we will send you $1,500. We will send the money to your home address within twenty-eight days," replied Adam.

"Yeah, but that doesn't help us when we are in Hawaii for two weeks," said Mary Jane.

"Our company policy is to send all checks to customers' registered addresses," Adam explained.

"Fine, if I make a claim to the claims department will you be able to hold our missing luggage at JFK once we return to the United States?" asked Mary Jane Watson.

"We cannot promise anything, Mrs Parker, but there is a chance we can arrange for you to pick up your missing luggage; once we arrange collection of unclaimed luggage, we will only hold unclaimed luggage for two weeks before selling it at auction," said Adam.

"Can you put me through to the claims department so I can make a claim?" asked Mary Jane Watson.

"The claims department phone lines are currently closed and will not open until 9:00 am tomorrow morning. If you would like a reference for quick claims processing, please have a Pen and Paper reference number 09081969CJ. Can you help me with anything, Mrs Parker?" Adam asked.

"Thanks, Adam," said Mary Jane, ending the phone call. In frustration, she crushed her cell phone and said, "Oh crap, I'm going to need another one." She dropped many pieces of her cell phone as Peter joined her on the balcony.

"I am guessing the call was productive with the customer services department, so where are our bags?" asked Peter.

"Oh, our bags are currently somewhere in Germany, and American Airlines won't be able to deliver them to us for eleven more days," said Mary Jane

"How the hell did that happen then?" asked Peter

"Customer associate said they had a computer glitch that caused Hawaii-bound passenger bags to be put on the Germany plane while the Germany-bound bags got put on the Hawaii flight; they will pay us the compassion but will send a check in the next twenty-eight days," said Mary Jane Watson.

"So we are stuck in the clothes we came in?" asked Peter.

"Afraid so, Tiger," said Mary Jane. She looked at Peter, removed a small box, knelt down on one knee and opened it to reveal a Spider Tracer and a gold chain.

"Happy Birthday," said Peter.

"Is this your most effective attempt to join you as a superhero Tiger?" Mary Jane Watson asked.

"Yes, but I know you are not keen on being a superhero after the Spider-Island incident. However, why can it activate a Spider-Suit for you? Holding the centre of the Spider Tracer will create a nanotech spider-woman-like costume for you to fight in. You can all press it once it triggers my Spider-Sense and allows me to track your location should a villain kidnap you," said Peter as he got up and placed it around Mary Jane's neck.

"It's beautiful, Tiger. I love it; what's the battery life?" asked Mary Jane.

"Long enough for me to find you," said Peter.

02:00 hours

Warehouse

Honolulu, Hawaii

Five men and one woman are gathered around a table with blueprints of the Stark Villa with pictures of Mary Jane Watson Parker, Annie Parker and Peter Parker.

Stark hired housesitters. Will this cause a problem?” asked the group leader.

“Not at all, sir,” the other team members said as they studied the Stark Villa blueprints.

“Sabrina, your job once we get into the Villa is hacking into Stark Industries,” said the group leader.

“That's fine with me as long as I can kill Peter Parker. This is because he led the woman I love to be killed by Spider-Man, so this is not an issue for me,” Sabrina replied. She was a white woman with a black pixie-style haircut with blonde streaks running through it. She had brown and green eyes. She was wearing denim jeans, a pair of black boots, a pink T-shirt, and a black denim jacket and wearing a pair of glasses as she was looking at a picture of Gwen Stacy in a locket around her neck.

"fine by me, Hacker, as long as you gain access to the Stark mainframe," said the team leader.

"You have access. I'm not jeopardising the mission," said Sabrina.

End