Yall call Nando a war criminal, but have you seen the way Mark used to annoy him on the podium. Be it, poking him, touching him, hugging him. Like Mark bro, he gets it. Calm down 😭
👨💼 hello welcome to wendys my friend who has also suffered law school. three facts about me………
1. I have 11 tattoos!! I have to count bc I forget how many I have. I’m gonna get my next one when I get a job + the cat ears for my nano tattoo
2. At one point I had a scuba license
3. I’m working on my first book! Like actually. and also thinking about becoming a fetish performer/dancer. The law school to anything else pipeline is real.
hold on. Was suck him good and hard through his jorts supposed to conjour the image of someone who has an unzipped fly because this entire time I've been imagining someone slurping on wet denim
“A 15 year old (she told us) Spanish girl came up and got Mark Webber’s autograph, and asked if he knew where Vettel was. Webber said ‘He’s the same age as you, he’s playing in a sand pit over there.’”